Subject: Sports (Page 122)

I’ve been in the twilight of my career longer than most people have had a career.

(1956 – ) Czech American tennis player
Sports Time

You can sum up this sport in two words: You never know.

(1922 – ) boxing trainer & manager
Boxing Misspokements Sports

Play some Picasso.

professional basketball player
Misspokements Sports

I don't know what these fellows are doing, but whatever they are doing, they sure are doing it well.

American professional tennis player
Sports

It's almost like we have ESPN.

American basketball player
Basketball Sports

You have only two hemispheres in your brain – a left and a right side. The left side controls the right side of your body and the right controls the left half. It's a fact. Therefore, left-handers are the only people in their right minds.

American baseball pitcher
Baseball Intelligence Mind Sports

When four or more men get together, they talk about sports; when four or more women get together, they talk about men.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Communication Conversation Men People Speech Sports Women

I'll always remember this as the night Michael and I combined to score 70 points.

American basketball player
Basketball Sports

Going into a game against Lew Alcindor [later Kareem Abdul-Jabbar] is like going into a knife fight and finding there's no blade in your handle.

basketball coach
Basketball Sports

Whore – Amazing Happen NBA

Signs Sports Translations

I’m trying to kick your ass… in a nice way.

American professional tennis player
Sports

He's the only guy I know who can go 4 for 3.

American baseball player
Baseball Sports

Good pitching always stops good hitting and vice versa.

American baseball player
Baseball Sports

When they list the great things of the 20th Century, they’ll say, penicillin, Sophia Loren, jet travel and ESPN.

(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator
Entertainment Sports Television

Although he is a very poor fielder, he is a very poor hitter.

(1885 – 1933) columnist & writer
Baseball Sports

Some quiet guys are inwardly outgoing.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements People Sports

He (Lyndon Johnson) wanted to see poverty, so he came to see my team (1964 New York Mets).

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Misspokements Poverty Sports

Princess Anne’s horse is literally eating up the ground.

horse racing commentator
Misspokements Sports

I didn’t hear him because my two Stanley Cup rings were plugging my ears.

Canadian ice hockey goaltender
Hockey Sports

Hollywood made a movie of my life; the film had me proposing to my wife on the football field… I would never misuse a football field that way.

American football player
Football Hollywood Places Sports

The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th century.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports