Subject: Time (Page 22)

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Food/Drink Past Things Time

It’s not perfect, but to me on balance Right Now is a lot better than the Good Old Days.

(1939 – 2012) Irish writer & speaker
Past Time

The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches.

Time Work

If, in the course of several months, if only three worthwhile social events take place, they will all fall on the same evening.

Time

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Characteristics Time

Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

What is history but a set of lies agreed upon.

(1769 – 1821) French general & politician
History Time

The future ain’t what it used to be.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Future Time Yogi-isms

There are decades where nothing happens, and there are weeks where decades happen.

(1870 – 1924) Russian revolutionary, politician & political theorist
Time

I used to do drugs; I still do, but I used to, too.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Activities Drugs Past

A man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never sure.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

During the feminist seventies men were caught between a rock and a hard-on; in the fathering eighties they are caught between good hugs and bad hugs.

(1936 – ) novelist, essayist & columnist
Conflict Men Past Women

He asked me if I knew what time it was… I said, “Yes, but not right now.”

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Time

The sun has been there for 500, 600 years.

American baseball player
Baseball Science/Weather Sports Time

The past always looks better than it was because it isn't here.

(1867 – 1936) author & humorist
Past Time

If you wait, it will go away.

Murphy’s Laws Time

That’s history; I say history because it happened in the past.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
History Misspokements Time

There’s no future in time travel.

Activities Future Past Time Travel

The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.

(1866 – 1944) American writer, newspaper columnist, playwright & humorist
Places Time

Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor
Government Law Lawyers Money Time

History: An account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Definitions History Time