Subject: Time (Page 22)

Everything goes wrong all at once.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the most inconvenient possible time.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

You always think another time would have been ideal for you; the reality is there was no novocaine when you went to the dentist.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

I like to reminisce with people I don’t know… granted, it takes longer.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Now is the time for all good men to come to.

(1913 – 1973) American animator & cartoonist (Pogo)

Those who learn nothing from history are condemned to rewrite it.

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor

There are worse things than getting a call for the wrong number at 4 a.m… it could be the right number.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

Sooner or later, I'll be punctual.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

(1941 – ) columnist, commentator & editor

What time is it?… you mean now?

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Time is a dressmaker specializing in alterations.

(1893 – 1978) American author

Don’t put off until tomorrow what you can get done sometime next week.

History is more or less bunk.

(1863 – 1947) automobile industrialist

A meeting lasts at least 1 1/2 hours, however short the agenda.

The ratio of time involved in work to time available for work is usually about 0.6.

The last rush-hour express bus to your neighborhood leaves five minutes before you get off work.

So many men, so little time.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

We are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist