Subject: Time (Page 22)

Everything goes wrong all at once.

Murphy’s Laws Time

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

Proverbs Situations Time

When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the most inconvenient possible time.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Time

You always think another time would have been ideal for you; the reality is there was no novocaine when you went to the dentist.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
History Past Time

I like to reminisce with people I don’t know… granted, it takes longer.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Past Time

Now is the time for all good men to come to.

(1913 – 1973) American animator & cartoonist (Pogo)
People Time

Those who learn nothing from history are condemned to rewrite it.

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor
History Time

There are worse things than getting a call for the wrong number at 4 a.m… it could be the right number.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
Communication Time

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Conflict Future Things Time War

Sooner or later, I'll be punctual.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Self Time

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

(1941 – ) columnist, commentator & editor
Intelligence Time

What time is it?… you mean now?

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Time Yogi-isms

Time is a dressmaker specializing in alterations.

(1893 – 1978) American author
Time

Don’t put off until tomorrow what you can get done sometime next week.

Murphy’s Laws Time

History is more or less bunk.

(1863 – 1947) automobile industrialist
History Time

A meeting lasts at least 1 1/2 hours, however short the agenda.

Murphy’s Laws Time

The ratio of time involved in work to time available for work is usually about 0.6.

Murphy’s Laws Time Work

The last rush-hour express bus to your neighborhood leaves five minutes before you get off work.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Time Travel

So many men, so little time.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Men People Time

We are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist
Activities Past People Time