Subject: Time (Page 24)

Just give me a shave… I haven’t time to listen to a haircut.

Communication Speech Time

I love my Fed-Ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it…and he's always on time.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Activities Drugs Time

It is a sobering thought, that when Mozart was my age he had been dead for two years.

(1928 – ) humorist, singer, songwriter & satirist
Age Life Success Time

The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Men Relationships Time

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn’t have to go so fast.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Sports Time

History doesn't repeat itself – historians merely repeat each other.

History Murphy’s Laws Time

Give me two years, and I'll make her an overnight star.

(1891 – 1958) American president of Columbia Pictures & producer
Success Time

I was born nine months premature.

(1966 – ) American stand-up comic
Age Situations Time

Any event, once it has occurred, can be made to appear inevitable by a competent historian.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only more expensive.

(1937 – 2000) science fiction author
Future Money Past Time

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

(1775 – 1834) English critic & essayist
Time Work

Worriers spend a lot of time shoveling smoke.

(1925 – ) writer
Characteristics Time

Worrying about the future is a thing of the past.

(1927 – 1997) Am. comedian & satirist notable for mock presidential campaign
Emotions Future History Time

No man goes before his time… unless the boss leaves early.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Individuals People Time Work

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.

Life Murphy’s Laws Time

Remember, today could just as easily be the LAST day of the rest of your life.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
Death Time

When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Things Time Travel

In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Places Time

If you have something to do and you put it off for long enough, the chances are someone else will do it for you.

Murphy’s Laws Time

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce… instantly.

(1973 – ) American comedian
Time

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Murphy’s Laws Time