Subject: Time (Page 27)

I usually take a two hour nap from 1 to 4.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Time Yogi-isms

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Conflict Future Things Time War

It would appear that we have reached the limits of what it is possible to achieve with computer technology, although one should be careful with such statements, as they tend to sound pretty silly in 5 years.

(1903 – 1957) Hungarian-American mathematician
Computers Future Science/Weather Things Time

Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor
Government Law Lawyers Money Time

Sex: The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

(1882 – 1942) American actor
Problems Sex Time

The great themes of Canadian history are as follows: Keeping the Americans out, keeping the French in, and trying to get the Natives to somehow disappear.

(1964 – ) Canadian writer & novelist
America Canada History People Places

Everything costs more and takes longer.

Money Murphy’s Laws Time

A hotel mini-bar allows you to see into the future and what a can of Pepsi will cost in 2020.

(1954 – ) American comedian, writer & musician
Food/Drink Future Money Time

There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.

Murphy’s Laws Taxes Time

Worrying about the future is a thing of the past.

(1927 – 1997) Am. comedian & satirist notable for mock presidential campaign
Emotions Future History Time

Shirley Temple had charisma as a child… but it cleared up as an adult.

(1930 – 1978) American comedian
Characteristics Time

Eternity is really long, especially near the end.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Time

Tradition is the illusion of permanence.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Situations Time

History repeats itself; historians repeat each other.

(1889 – 1944) English historian
History Occupations Time

It's always the wrong time of the month.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Sex Time

The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

(1872 – 1970) British philosopher, mathematician, historian & social critic
Time

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist
Men Things Time Women

Spend sufficient time confirming the need and the need will disappear.

Murphy’s Laws Time

… since God's dog was a pup

Expressions Past Time

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

(1769 – 1821) French general & politician
Success Time

The hands on my biological clock are giving me the finger.

(1961 – ) American stand-up comedian
Age People Self Time