Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 66)

Rebecca: What should I have done? Strip naked and dance on the tables to “Funky Cold Medina”?

Sam: We could help you rehearse.

(1947) is an American actor, author & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Even Oedipus didn’t see his mother coming.

(1958 – ) American actress, film producer & model
TV/Movie Quotes

The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil’s own satanic herd!

(1955 – ) English actor
Life Problems TV/Movie Quotes

I'd love to go to church, Honey, but I've got a lot of work to do around the bed.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

How is education going to make me smarter?

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Education TV/Movie Quotes

Sam: Coach, I’m having blackouts!

Coach: Kinda nice break in the day, isn’t it, Sam?

(1924 – 1985) American actor & television director
TV/Movie Quotes

Grandmama Addams: Fester, You're not cheating!

Uncle Fester: Sorry.

(1914 – 1984) American actor
Honesty TV/Movie Quotes

It’s not the years, Honey, it’s the mileage.

(1942 – ) American film actor
TV/Movie Quotes

People don’t just bump into each other and have sex. This isn’t Cinemax.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Why don’t you two put your heads together and make an ass outta yourselves.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Well shit in one hand and wish in the other. See which one fills up first.


TV/Movie Quotes

The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.

(1931 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Never play in a rigged game, unless you rig it yourself.

(1928 – 2014) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I’m 65. People say I look 55. I feel 45. I’d settle for 35 and you make me feel 25.

(1922 – 1991) American comedian
Age TV/Movie Quotes

Dana Barrett: (Sigourney Weaver) [possessed by Zuul] Do you want this body?

Dr. Peter Venkman: Is this a trick question?

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

Maybe my mind chewed off more than the mind should bite.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over again… Great, I’ll have to sit through the Ice Capades again.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Life Situations TV/Movie Quotes

It ain’t exactly the Pope Diamond.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Spontanooity

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

A wise man never tries to warm himself in front of a painting of a fire.

(1928 – 1994) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I regret the day I ever laid boobs on that man.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Relationships TV/Movie Quotes