Subject: Work (Page 26)

Most people are so lazy, they don't even exercise good judgement!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Characteristics Exercise Work

Acting is a form of confusion.

(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Acting Entertainment Occupations Work

I now know I’m psychic, because every time I go see a fortune teller, I know everything she says will be absolute bullshit ahead of time.

Miscellaneous Occupations

Masochism is a valuable job skill.

(1962 – ) writer & journalist
Characteristics Work

If a company’s most valuable resource is its people, how come the employees aren’t locked up, but the toilet paper is in a reinforced steel box with a lock, bolted to the stall?

Situations Work

Simple jobs always get put off because there will be time to do them later.

Time Work

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

(1872 – 1970) British philosopher, mathematician, historian & social critic
Health People Self Work

I really like what mechanics wear… overall.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Appearance Clothing Work

Those who cannot teach – administrate.

Murphy’s Laws Occupations Work

Love can be sordid only if you work at it.

(1952 – ) cartoonist
Emotions Love Work

Historians: People who won’t let bygones be bygones.

Definitions History Occupations Time

Electrician: A person who wires for money.

Definitions Occupations Work

Next to the writer of real estate advertisements, the autobiographer is the most suspect of prose artists.

(1921 – 2012) American music critic & journalist
Books Communication Occupations Work

Psychiatry is a waste of good couches; why should I make a psychiatrist laugh, and then pay him?

(1958 – ) Australian author
Occupations Work