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Scholarly Debate: Feud for thought.

Communication Definitions

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

Activities Characteristics Exercise

Bus: A vehicle that runs faster when you run after it and runs slowly when you are inside it.

Definitions Driving

Adam’s Rib: The original bone of contention.

Definitions

A well-adjusted man is one who can play golf as if it were a game.

Golf Sports

Teenagers: People who express a burning drive to be different by dressing alike.

Age Definitions

Going fast while you are lost won't help a bit.

Science/Weather Situations

Recycling of animal protein in feed proved a recipe for disaster.

Mixed metaphors

Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees and then name streets after them.

Definitions Places

Craze: The other guy’s hobby.

Definitions

Don’t make a long story short just so you can tell another one.

Communication Conversation Speech

Whiskey: The best thing to take for a headache – the night before.

Alcohol Definitions Food/Drink

To make the drawers work better, rub them with paraphernalia.

Malaprops

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

Money Time

Tact: The ability to describe others as they see themselves.

Definitions

If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s intolerance.

Characteristics

It is so hot… the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

Actions speak louder than words — but not so often.

Communication

Baby: An inhabitant of Lapland.

Children Definitions Family

Umbrella: A shelter for one and a shower for two.

Definitions Things

I've hit the nail on the jackpot.

Misspokements