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Scholarly Debate: Feud for thought.

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

Bus: A vehicle that runs faster when you run after it and runs slowly when you are inside it.

Adam’s Rib: The original bone of contention.

A well-adjusted man is one who can play golf as if it were a game.

Teenagers: People who express a burning drive to be different by dressing alike.

Going fast while you are lost won't help a bit.

Recycling of animal protein in feed proved a recipe for disaster.

Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees and then name streets after them.

Craze: The other guy’s hobby.

Don’t make a long story short just so you can tell another one.

Whiskey: The best thing to take for a headache – the night before.

To make the drawers work better, rub them with paraphernalia.

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

Tact: The ability to describe others as they see themselves.

If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s intolerance.

It is so hot… the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

Actions speak louder than words — but not so often.

Baby: An inhabitant of Lapland.

Umbrella: A shelter for one and a shower for two.

I've hit the nail on the jackpot.