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Noise: Earitation.

“Hey, you’re on my foot!” said Tom standoffishly.

Fad: Something that goes in one era and out the other.

“I just bought a woollen sweater,” said Tom sheepishly.

“I have to wear this cast for another six weeks,” said Tom disjointedly.

Some people pay their bills when due, some when overdue, and some never do.

Fine Print: A clause for suspicion.

An injured friend of his was going to receive back pay radioactively.

Discretion: When you are sure you are right and then ask your wife.

Sex is natural, but not if it's done right.

As you grow older, you stand for more and fall for less.

Manager: Someone who doesn’t know how to do your job, who tells you how to do your job.

“Eating uranium can cause strange effects,” said Tom brightly.

X: The signature of a happy man.

Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.

“Do you think I’m a dull person?” Tom asked bluntly.

If you don't like my opinion of you – improve yourself!

I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.

Anonymous: The worlds most popular author.

Debt: A trap which a man sets and baits himself, and then deliberately gets into.

“I have three houses, and I’m going to buy another,” said Tom forebodingly.