Author: Proverb Page 2

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

If all else fails, try the obvious.

Fools rush in and get the best seats.

You can put a coat and tie on a goat, and it’s still a goat.

A loaded wagon makes no noise.

Where there’s smoke, there’s… pollution.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

All sizzle and no steak.

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

There's no place like home.com!

The geek shall inherit the earth.

Empty vessels make most noise.

Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Even a dog knows the difference between being tripped-over and kicked.

Some of the most well-trodden roads lead nowhere.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Never mess up an apology with an excuse.