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Author: Proverb Page 2
To err is human, to forgive is human.
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Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
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Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
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The way to a man's stomach is through his mouth.
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A loaded wagon makes no noise.
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People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.
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God gives nuts to those who have no teeth.
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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All sizzle and no steak.
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All style and no substance
Absence makes the heart go wander.
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Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!
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A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
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The wages of sin is death – but the working conditions are good.
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Better late than… pregnant.
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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
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Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
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All cats love fish but hate to get their paws wet.
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A woman is like a cup of tea; you'll never know how strong she is until she boils.
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A fool and his money are soon partying.
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Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
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Sow your wild oats on Saturday night; on Sunday pray for crop failure.
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