Author: Proverb Page 2

To err is human, to forgive is human.

The geek shall inherit the earth.

The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.

If you're in a hole, stop digging.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Empty vessels make most noise.

You can put a coat and tie on a goat, and it’s still a goat.

Some of the most well-trodden roads lead nowhere.

A bird in the hand is usually dead.

Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.

Where there’s smoke, there’s… pollution.

If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.

Absence makes the heart go wander.

There’s many a slip twixt the cup and the lip.

Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.

The way to a man's stomach is through his mouth.

Cat bathing is a martial art.

God is good, but never dance in a small boat.

Faith can move mountains, but not furniture.

Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

If all else fails, try the obvious.