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Author: Proverb Page 2
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
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If all else fails, try the obvious.
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Fools rush in and get the best seats.
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You can put a coat and tie on a goat, and it’s still a goat.
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A loaded wagon makes no noise.
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Where there’s smoke, there’s… pollution.
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Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
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All sizzle and no steak.
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The one who snores will fall asleep first.
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There's no place like home.com!
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The geek shall inherit the earth.
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Empty vessels make most noise.
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Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.
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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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Even a dog knows the difference between being tripped-over and kicked.
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Some of the most well-trodden roads lead nowhere.
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
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Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
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