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Author: Proverb Page 2
To err is human, to forgive is human.
Proverb
Mistakes
Proverbs
Compassion
The geek shall inherit the earth.
Proverb
Proverbs
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Geeks
Inherit
The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.
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Grass is always greener
lawns
If you're in a hole, stop digging.
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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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Empty vessels make most noise.
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Fools
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Bragging
You can put a coat and tie on a goat, and it’s still a goat.
Proverb
Animals
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Some of the most well-trodden roads lead nowhere.
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A bird in the hand is usually dead.
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Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
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Where there’s smoke, there’s… pollution.
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If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.
Proverb
Life
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Absence makes the heart go wander.
Proverb
Emotions
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There’s many a slip twixt the cup and the lip.
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Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.
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The way to a man's stomach is through his mouth.
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Cat bathing is a martial art.
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Proverbs
God is good, but never dance in a small boat.
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Faith can move mountains, but not furniture.
Proverb
Beliefs
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Faith
Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
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If all else fails, try the obvious.
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Obvious
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