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Author: Proverb Page 4

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

Proverb
Eating Food/Drink Proverbs Situations Sleep Kitchen

All sizzle and no steak.

Proverb
Proverbs All style and no substance

Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!

Proverb
Proverbs Sex Breeds Contempt Familiarity

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

Proverb
Activities Autos Beliefs Problems Proverbs Travel

Faith can move mountains, but not furniture.

Proverb
Beliefs Proverbs Faith

Never mess up an apology with an excuse.

Proverb
Beliefs Proverbs Apologies Excuses

Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

Proverb
Animals Characteristics Proverbs Futility Pigs

Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.

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Family Proverbs Relationships Relative Will

If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.

Proverb
Life Proverbs

Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.

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Characteristics Proverbs Enemies Tact

Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.

Proverb
Intelligence Proverbs Wisdom Experience

If you don't know where you're going, any train will get you there.

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Characteristics Goals

There's no place like home.com!

Proverb
Science/Weather Internet Technology

The wages of sin is death – but the working conditions are good.

Proverb
Death Proverbs Wages of sin
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