Author: Proverb Page 4

Learn to laugh at yourself, we certainly have.

Emotions Laughter Proverbs

God is good, but never dance in a small boat.

Dance God Proverbs Things

Chaste makes waste.

Proverbs Sex

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Future Husbands Marriage Proverbs Time Wives

God gives nuts to those who have no teeth.

Proverbs

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

Murphy’s Laws Proverbs Sleep

Memory and teeth grow weaker with time.

Intelligence Memory Proverbs

The way to a man's stomach is through his mouth.

Eating Food/Drink Proverbs

If you're in a hole, stop digging.

Problems Situations

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

Food/Drink Proverbs Science/Weather Time

Cat bathing is a martial art.

Proverbs

People living in glass houses should not!

People Proverbs

There's no place like home.com!

Science/Weather

The geek shall inherit the earth.

Proverbs Situations