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Criticism
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A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.
Wilson Mizner
(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
Communication
Insults
Opinion
Criticism
Playwrights
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a stranger.
Franklin Jones
(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Beliefs
Opinion
Criticism
You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.
Henny Youngman
(1906 – 1998) English-born American comedian
Communication
Cemeteries
Criticism
The ‘g’ is silent… the only thing about her that is.
Julie Burchill
(1959 – ) English writer & columnist
Communication
Insults
Speech
About author Camille Paglia
Criticism
A victim of the use of water as a beverage.
Sam Houston
(1793 – 1863) American politician, statesman & soldier
Characteristics
Communication
Insults
Criticism
On President James K. Polk
Long experience has taught me that to be criticized is not always to be wrong.
Anthony Eden
(1897 – 1977) British politician & Prime Minister
Reviews/Criticism
Criticism
I just got out of the hospital… I had my mother removed from my back.
Larry Amoros
comedian & television writer
Beliefs
Family
Mothers
Travel
Criticism
One could not even dignify him with the name of a stuffed shirt; he was simply a hole on the air.
George Orwell
Eric Arthur Blair (1903 – 50) English author & journalist
Communication
Insults
Criticism
On politician Stanley Baldwin
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain—and most fools do.
Dale Carnegie
(1888 – 1955) American writer, lecturer & developer of self-improvement skills
Characteristics
Communication
Fools
Intelligence
Criticism
Yankees' owner George Steinbrenner is a first-and-ten capitalist in a bunt-and-run world.
Thomas Boswell
American sportswriter
Baseball
Communication
Sports
Criticism
George Steinbrenner
A great many people now reading and writing would be better employed keeping rabbits.
Edith Sitwell
(1887 – 1964) English biographer, critic, novelist & poet
Insults
Criticism
[businesman] Sir Martin Sorrell is more arrogant than the entire French nation put together.
Alain de Pouzilhac
businessman & CEO
Communication
Insults
Criticism
Sir Martin Sorrell
[Critics] search for ages for the wrong word, which, to give them credit, they eventually find.
Peter Ustinov
(1921 – 2004) English actor & author
Communication
Occupations
Work
Criticism
Critics
I can take any amount of criticism so long as it is unqualified praise.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Communication
People
Self
Criticism
Praise
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Communication
Language
Criticism
Wit
A critic is a legless man who teaches running.
Channing Pollock
(1880 – 1946) American playwright, critic & writer
Communication
Occupations
Work
Criticism
Critics
To avoid criticism, say nothing, do nothing, be nothing.
Fred Shero
(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager
Beliefs
Hockey
Opinion
Sports
Criticism
Criticism and Bolshevism have one thing in common: they both seek to pull down that which they could never build.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Beliefs
Insults
Bolshevism
Criticism
One of the greatest creations of the human mind is the art of reviewing books without having read them.
Georg C. Lichtenberg
(1742 – 1799) German writer
Books
Communication
Reading/Writing
Criticism
Critics
The amount of flak received on any subject is inversely proportional to the subject’s true value.
Potter's Law
Communication
Murphy’s Laws
Criticism
Every English poet should master the rules of grammar before he attempts to bend or break them.
Robert Graves
(1895 – 1985) British author & classical scholar
Communication
Reading/Writing
Criticism
Grammar
Poets
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