Subject: Proverbs (Page 5)

You can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar, but either way you’ve got flies.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!

We grow too soon old and too late smart.

You can’t wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.

If all else fails, try the obvious.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

He who follows the river comes at last to the sea.

To err is human, to forgive is human.

A house without a dog or a cat is the house of a scoundrel.

May you come to the attention of the authorities.

There is not a single proverb in favor of early rising that appeals to the higher nature of man.

(1879 – 1949) Irish writer

A good painter need not give a name to his picture, a bad one must.

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty, in times of adversity not one in twenty.

No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.

Some of the most well-trodden roads lead nowhere.

Even a dog knows the difference between being tripped-over and kicked.

One meets his destiny often in the road he takes to avoid it.

Never rely on the glory of the morning or the smiles of your mother-in-law.

God gives nuts to those who have no teeth.

Faith can move mountains, but not furniture.