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Proverbs
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You can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar, but either way you’ve got flies.
Richard Lewis
(1947 – ) comedian & actor
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Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!
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We grow too soon old and too late smart.
Dutch proverb
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You can’t wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
Navajo proverb
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If all else fails, try the obvious.
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No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Anonymous
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He who follows the river comes at last to the sea.
Swedish proverb
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To err is human, to forgive is human.
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A house without a dog or a cat is the house of a scoundrel.
Portuguese proverb
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May you come to the attention of the authorities.
Ancient Chinese curse
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There is not a single proverb in favor of early rising that appeals to the higher nature of man.
Robert Wilson Lynd
(1879 – 1949) Irish writer
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A good painter need not give a name to his picture, a bad one must.
Polish proverb
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In times of prosperity friends will be plenty, in times of adversity not one in twenty.
English proverb
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No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
American proverb
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The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.
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Some of the most well-trodden roads lead nowhere.
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Even a dog knows the difference between being tripped-over and kicked.
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One meets his destiny often in the road he takes to avoid it.
French proverb
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Never rely on the glory of the morning or the smiles of your mother-in-law.
Japanese proverb
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God gives nuts to those who have no teeth.
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Faith can move mountains, but not furniture.
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