Author: Unknown

I feel the comparison paints the city in a bad light.

Mixed metaphors

We should continue to ride the horse that brings in the gravy.

Mixed metaphors

I look forward to the day when we can just talk about the ethics of angling without this red herring of whether they can feel pain.

Mixed metaphors

It used to be sheep [waking me in the morning] and that's bad enough, but cows are a whole different kettle of fish.

Mixed metaphors

I Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Bed Crying On My Pillow Over You

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We need to look at it before the other eyes set foot on it.

Mixed metaphors

He now floats like an anchor, stings like a moth.

Boxing Sports

Heart, We Did All We Could

Miscellaneous

It's six, or one and a half dozen of the other.

Mixed metaphors

Forget the Night, Help Me Make It Through the Door

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Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records.

Hockey Sports

You Can't Haul a U-Haul Into Heaven

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Where do you draw the line? … Everything has to have been drawn originally.

Mixed metaphors

You weigh up the pros and cons and try to put them into chronological order.

Miscellaneous

A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents' luck.

Golf Situations Sports

I’m Drinkin’ Christmas Dinner (All Alone This Year)

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North End of a Southbound Mule

Song Titles

Our old car bought the dirt.

Mixed metaphors

Party at the Prune Farm

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The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree.

Golf Murphy’s Laws Problems Sports

I Don’t Do Floors

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