Author: Ashleigh Brilliant

No man is an island, but some of us are pretty long peninsulas.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

It’s well-known that men and women are different but it keeps being rediscovered with great excitement.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Being dead is one way to experience nothing, another is to attend some classes at my school.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Maybe I’m lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

If you don’t believe in ghosts, you’ve never been to a family reunion.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

If you think communication is all talking, you haven't been listening.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

I want to reach your mind – where is it currently located?

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

As long as I have you there is just one other thing I'll always need — tremendous self control.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Our meetings are held to discuss many problems which would never arise if we held fewer meetings.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

It's human to make mistakes and some of us are more human than others.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

I will always love the false image I had of you.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

I’ve lost my will to suffer.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Everything takes longer than you expect — even when you expect it to take longer than you expect.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Sometimes I wish I could do at least one thing at a time.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist