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Author: Ashleigh Brilliant
No man is an island, but some of us are pretty long peninsulas.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
People
Situations
It’s well-known that men and women are different but it keeps being rediscovered with great excitement.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Men
People
Women
Being dead is one way to experience nothing, another is to attend some classes at my school.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Death
Education
School
Maybe I’m lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Science/Weather
Situations
Directions
Speed
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics
Honesty
Corruption
If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Communication
Dance
Speech
Groans
Sadness
Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Problems
Situations
If you don’t believe in ghosts, you’ve never been to a family reunion.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Family
Ghosts
If you think communication is all talking, you haven't been listening.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Communication
Conversation
Speech
Listening
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
People
Self
Situations
I want to reach your mind – where is it currently located?
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Insults
As long as I have you there is just one other thing I'll always need — tremendous self control.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Emotions
Situations
Self control
Our meetings are held to discuss many problems which would never arise if we held fewer meetings.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Places
Problems
Meetings
It's human to make mistakes and some of us are more human than others.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Mistakes
Problems
Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Problems
Self
Trouble
Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics
Honesty
Lies
Truth
I will always love the false image I had of you.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Insults
I’ve lost my will to suffer.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Emotions
Suffering
If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Beliefs
Characteristics
Opinion
Everything takes longer than you expect — even when you expect it to take longer than you expect.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Situations
Time
Sometimes I wish I could do at least one thing at a time.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Work
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