Author: Ashleigh Brilliant

I’ll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

It's not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Our meetings are held to discuss many problems which would never arise if we held fewer meetings.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Where would I be without my sense of direction.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Why does it so often take a genius to see the obvious?

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

We’ve been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

It’s well-known that men and women are different but it keeps being rediscovered with great excitement.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Please don’t ask me what the score is, I’m not even sure what the game is.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Aren’t I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

The case has been going on for so long that I've forgotten whether I'm really innocent or guilty.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

My struggle to remain healthy is gradually killing me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

If you think communication is all talking, you haven't been listening.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task overwhelm me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist













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