Author: Ashleigh Brilliant

The reports on human progress are beginning to come in, and some are a little discouraging.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Life People

The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Emotions People

As long as I have you there is just one other thing I'll always need — tremendous self control.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Emotions Situations

I don’t have a solution, but I admire the problem.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Problems

I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Situations Time

Where would I be without my sense of direction.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Language People Self

Instead of past, present, and future, I’d prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Miscellaneous

My life has a superb cast but I can’t figure out the plot.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Life

My struggle to remain healthy is gradually killing me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Death Health

Maybe I’m lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Science/Weather Situations

No man is an island, but some of us are pretty long peninsulas.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
People Situations

If you don’t believe in ghosts, you’ve never been to a family reunion.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Family

Aren’t I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Life Problems

If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.

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Communication Dance Speech

Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Problems Situations

What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle.

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Government Law Lawyers

Sooner or later, I'll be punctual.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Self Time

Being dead is one way to experience nothing, another is to attend some classes at my school.

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Death Education School

I will always love the false image I had of you.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Insults

Our meetings are held to discuss many problems which would never arise if we held fewer meetings.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Places Problems

Sometimes I need what only you can provide — your absence.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Situations