Subject: Age (Page 25)

Children are a great comfort in your old age… and they help you reach it faster too.

Age Children Family Old

People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)
Age Children Family Past Young

Old age is no place for sissies.

(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater
Age Characteristics Old

I am pushing sixty… that is enough exercise for me.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Activities Age Exercise

Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and started growing in the middle.

Age Appearance Body People

Pushing fifty is exercise enough


Activities Age Exercise Wordplay

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve; middle age is when you're forced to.

(1915 – 1977) columnist, writer & actor
Age Old Young

A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty… he has suffered longer.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Age Characteristics Men People

The four stages of a man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence.

(1912 – 2010) Canadian-born American radio & television personality & humorist
Age Life Old Young

A woman is as young as her knees.

(1934 – ) British fashion designer
Age Appearance Body Women

Old Age: When you wink at a girl and she says, “Something wrong with your eyes?”

Age Definitions

Teenagers: Those old enough to know everything.

Age Definitions

The greatest problem about old age is the fear that it may go on too long.

(1906 – 1990) British historian
Age Old

Ask anybody over 30 – if they tell you they have more than 10 friends, you know they’re counting co-workers.

American comedian & television host
Age Friends Old People

There are three ages of man: youth, middle age and “Gee, you look good.”

(1913 – 1997) American comedian & radio & television host
Age Old Young

I was born nine months premature.

(1966 – ) American stand-up comic
Age Situations Time

I’m at the age where I can’t take anything with a grain of salt.

American comedian
Age Old

I won't say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to.

(1919 – 1985) Scottish comedian & actor
Age Education School

I was born in 1962… and the room next to me was 1963.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Age People Self

Adolescence is the best substitute ever invented for experience.

Age

Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much… then again, don’t drink too little.

Age Alcohol Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws Old