Subject: Appearance » Body (Page 14)

He looked very thin and emancipated.

Professional model: cheekbones that sell cosmetics; hipbones that sell anorexia.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter

Comparing Madonna with Marilyn Monroe is like comparing Raquel Welch with the back of a bus.

George Alan O'Dowd (1961 – ) British singer-songwriter

She’s a tall drink of water.

I don't order fries with my club sandwich.

Canadian hockey player

It's high time the press finally got one thing right about me.

(1954 – ) American professional tennis player

You’re as pretty as any of them… you just need a nose job.

(1949 – ) American actor, comedian & writer

I sight down my nose to shoot, and now my nose isn't straight since I broke it. That's why my shooting has been off.

American basketball player

I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade.

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & actress

He is so fat… he can't even jump to a conclusion.

How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet

We all get heavier as we get older because there’s a lot more information in our heads.

professional basketball player

Liposuction: A surgical procedure from which the patient emerges significantly lighter in both pounds and dollars.

The most dangerous thing about American food?… the portions.

(1950 – ) comedian & television host

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

An ounce of sequins can be worth a pound of home cooking.

(1946 – ) American magazine columnist, author, lecturer & playwright

If you’re up against a girl with big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. It’s the hardest shot for the well-endowed; like when I used to beat Ann Jones, she could hit under them or over them but never through them.

American professional tennis player

He is so fat… when he steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please."

Does this sign make my butt look fat?

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with ‘Guess’ on it; I said, ‘Thyroid problems?’

(1956 – ) American comedian

My body is a temple; unfortunately, my diet is ISIS.

American comedian