Subject: Beliefs » Honesty (Page 9)

He's so crooked he uses a corkscrew for a ruler.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away.

(1928 – 1982) American novelist, short story writer & essayist

If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?

(1805 – 1864) English editor, novelist & sporting writer

Reporter: A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a tempest of words.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

Many people would be more truthful were it not for their uncontrollable desire to talk.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

I keep reading between the lies.

(Aiskowitz) (1899 – 1982) humorist

Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

I Will Respect Your Opinion As Soon As You Stop Making Shit Up!

There is one sure way of telling when politicians aren't telling the truth — their lips move.

(1946 – ) English actress

Journalists say a thing that they know isn’t true, in the hope that if they keep on saying it long enough it will be true.

1867 – 1931) English novelist

Jake: You lied to me.
Elwood: It wasn't a lie, it was just bullshit.

(1952 – ) Canadian comedian, actor, screenwriter & singer

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

(1667 – 1745) Irish satirist & essayist

Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players well.

(1912 – 2003) American sports writer

Some persons are likable in spite of their unswerving integrity.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

Carlyle said, “A lie cannot live;” it shows he did not know how to tell them.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

It has always been desirable to tell the truth, but seldom if ever necessary.

(1848 – 1930) British Conservative politician & statesman

If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer