Subject: Communication » Reading/Writing (Page 15)

She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit.

(1874 – 1965) English dramatist & novelist

Plagiarism: Failure to adorn stolen ideas with footnotes, as opposed to scholarship, which repeatedly acknowledges the theft.

He would stab his best friend for the sake of writing an epigram on his tombstone.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

The reason why so few good books are written is that so few people who can write know anything.

(1826 – 1877) English economist & journalist

Longfellow is to poetry what the barrel-organ is to music.

(1886 – 1963) literary critic, biographer & historian

We should develop anti-satellite weapons because we could not have prevailed without them in 'Red Storm Rising.'

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

I’m writing an unauthorized autobiography.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

I was so long writing my review that I never got around to reading the book.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Dictum on television scripts: We don't want it good – we want it Tuesday.

(1922 – ) English comedy writer & television presenter

If at first you don’t succeed, read the manual.

If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that’s read by persons who move their lips when they’re reading to themselves.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

The road to hell is paved with adverbs.

(1947 – ) novelist, screenwriter

Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.


Bill wrote a book at Yale; I read one.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

Virginia Woolf’s writing is no more than glamorous knitting; I believe she must have a pattern somewhere.

(1887 – 1964) English biographer, critic, novelist & poet

My spelling is wobbly; it’s good spelling but it wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places.

fictional character from the book series by A. A. Milne

He uses a lot of big words, and his sentences are from here to the airport.

(1947 – ) American writer & populist political activist

If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?


I love being a writer; what I can't stand is the paperwork.

(1910 – 1993) editor & novelist

I never read a book before reviewing it; it prejudices a man so.

(1771 – 1845) English writer & Anglican clergyman

Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author