Subject: Communication » Speech

There comes a time in every man’s life… and I’ve had many of them.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Communication Death Misspokements Speech Time

Men's tonsils, please.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Communication Speech

The wise man has long ears and a short tongue.

Communication Proverbs Speech

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Marriage Money Speech

If you haven’t struck oil in twenty minutes, quit boring.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

Applause before a speaker begins his talk is an act of faith; applause during the speech is an act of hope; applause after he has concluded is an act of charity.

Communication Speech

I'm not much of a storyteller… interesting how that all started…

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Speech

I haven't spoken to my wife in years; I didn't want to interrupt her.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Communication Marriage Speech Wives

I had the right to remain silent, but I had lost the ability to.

(1956 – ) American stand-up comedian
Alcohol Speech

There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Communication People Speech

If you don't say it, they can't repeat it.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

Outspoken? By whom?

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Communication Speech

If I wasn’t talking, I wouldn’t know what to say.

(1958 – ) Canadian hockey player & announcer
Communication Misspokements Speech

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.

Communication Marriage Speech Wives

Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Communication Speech

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

Communication Conversation Entertainment Speech

On the TV screen, pure drivel tends to drive off ordinary drivel.

Communication Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Speech Television

So windy he could blow up an onion sack.

Communication Exaggerations Expressions Speech

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
Communication Speech

If love means never having to say you're sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice.

(1924 – 2008) American actress
Communication Marriage Speech

The wind doesn't bother me… I'm in the U.S. Senate.

(1923 – ) U.S. senator (Kansas) & presidential candidate
Communication Government Politicians Speech