Subject: Communication » Speech (Page 20)

For NASA, space is still a high priority.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

A dialogue is a good monologue spoiled by somebody else talking.

(1921 – 2004) English actor & author

A clever remark is one you don’t make at the appropriate moment, but compose immediately after.

Parents are embarrassed when their children tell lies, and even more embarrassed when they tell the truth.

If you talk about yourself, he’ll think you’re boring; if you talk about others, he’ll think you’re a gossip; if you talk about him, he’ll think you’re a brilliant conversationalist.

Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy? … I don't know and I don't care.

(1929 – 2009) American author, columnist & journalist

Life is fraught with opportunities to keep your mouth shut.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

In a restaurant with seats which are close to each other, one will always find the decibel level of the nearest conversation to be inversely proportional to the quality of the thought going into it.

The very best impromptu speeches are the ones written well in advance.

(1896 – 1985) American actress

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to.

(1881 – 1960) American columnist

A speaker who does not strike oil in ten minutes should stop boring.

(1902 – 1994) British-born American trial lawyer & author

The first coherent line ever spoken was ‘I have no idea what you’re talking about.’

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

If Lincoln were alive today, he’d roll over in his grave.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president

I used to be a mime…. but now I can talk about it…

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

If I had a dollar for every time I said that, I'd be making money in a very weird way.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

Generally speaking, my wife is generally speaking.

(1906 – 1998) English-born American comedian

That woman, got a mouth like an outboard motor.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)