Subject: Communication » Speech (Page 6)

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

In no time, it will be a forgotten memory.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Once you overcome your fear of public speaking, you’ll never be asked to speak again.

Once you overcome your fear of public speaking, you’ll never be asked to speak again.

That's why we in shock as a country 'cause we went from a president that would make up words to a president that make us look up the words when he talks.

(1971 – ) American comedian & actress

I do not object to people looking at their watches when I am speaking; but I strongly object when they start shaking them to make certain they are still going.

(1883 – 1962) British barrister, judge, politician & preacher

Be sincere; be brief; be seated.

(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president

If I had a dollar for every time I said that, I'd be making money in a very weird way.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.

(1917 – 1995) singer, actor & comedian

Intelligent conversationalist: One who nods his head in agreement while you’re talking.

Kids say the darndest things.

(1912 – 2010) Canadian-born American radio & television personality & humorist

Don’t bother discussing sex with small children… they rarely have anything to add.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor

As our President said in his renegurial address.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

My wife and I had words, but I never got to use mine.

Jim Jordan (1896 – 1988) American radio comedian (of Fibber McGee & Molly)

Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Once you overcome your fear of public speaking, you’ll never be asked to speak again.

Before I start speaking, I'd like to say something.

Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president

The first coherent line ever spoken was ‘I have no idea what you’re talking about.’

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor