Subject: Communication » Speech (Page 6)

Those who know the least will always know it the loudest.

Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

After all is said and done, more is said than done.

(c. 620 – 564 BC) Greek slave and author of over 600 fables

Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)

A speaker who does not strike oil in ten minutes should stop boring.

(1902 – 1994) British-born American trial lawyer & author

I'm so sick of these men who just talk about themselves… I'm looking for a well-hung mime.

(1964 – ) Canadian stand-up comedian, actress & television host

My husband asked me to talk dirty to him during sex; I told him to go f**k himself.


If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient; it may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.

fictional character from the book series by A. A. Milne

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.

(1909 – 1998) U.S. senator (Arizona)

Gossip: Hearing something you like about someone you don’t.

(1907 – 1987) journalist & columnist

The German asparagus are fabulous.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

Listening to a speech by Chamberlain is like paying a visit to Woolworth's; everything in its place and nothing above sixpence.

(1897 – 1960) Welsh labor leader & politician

I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't; so I grew hair under my arms instead.

stand-up comedian

Among my most prized possessions are words that I have never spoken.


When all is said and done, more is said than done.

The first coherent line ever spoken was ‘I have no idea what you’re talking about.’

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor

I speak with more passion on a full bladder.

(1912 – 1998) British politician