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Refinement: The ability to yawn without opening your mouth.

Characteristics Definitions

Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire.

Cooking Definitions

Armor: A knight gown.

Clothing Definitions

Wrinkles: Something other people have… you have character lines.

Appearance Body Definitions

Charm: That indefinable something possessed by girls with stunning figures.

Appearance Definitions

Doughnut: Holey food.

Definitions Food/Drink

Summer camp is where the parents spend a thousand dollars so their daughter can learn to make a fifty-cent potholder.

Definitions Places

Troops: Expendable bodies sent by the government to stop bullets during obscure foreign uprisings.

Definitions Military

Conservative: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Beliefs Definitions

Penis: Part of the male anatomy which contains the brain.

Body Definitions Men

Parking Space: An unfilled opening in an unending line of cars near an unapproachable fire hydrant.

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Shakespeare: A man whose writings are so excellent it’s believed someone else must have written them.

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Ingrate: A man who bites the hand that feeds him, and then complains of indigestion.

Definitions People

Education: One of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

Definitions Education

Waiter: A guy who believes money grows on a tray.

Definitions Occupations Work

Gourmet: A food fetishist.

Cooking Definitions Food/Drink Occupations

Budget: An attempt to live below your yearnings.

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Honeymoon: The vacation a man takes before starting to work for a new boss.

Definitions Marriage

Strip Poker: A game in which the more you lose the more you have to show for it.

Activities Definitions

Hey, watch this!

Death Definitions Last words

A man with both feet planted firmly in the air.

(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president
Definitions People Politics