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Quality of Life: What an industrialized nation is said to offer when enough of its citizens are suffering from terminal stress.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Quality of life
Parking Meter: An automatic device that bets a dollar to your nickel that you can’t get back before the time runs out.
Anonymous
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Gambling
Parking Meter
Electile Dysfunction: The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for president put forth by either party.
Anonymous
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Electile Dysfunction
Gifted Children: Unfortunate tykes who lack the good sense to hide their talents from overly ambitious parents.
Anonymous
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Gifted Children
Dance: The action of moving rhythmically to music with a partner, a skill which a woman possesses naturally, but which a man acquires only for the short time in his young adulthood when he wishes to meet and impress young women, and abandons thereafter due to mysterious knee injuries.
Anonymous
Dance
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Consult: To seek another's approval of a course already decided on.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Consult
Antibody: Against everyone.
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Teenagers: People who express a burning drive to be different by dressing alike.
Anonymous
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Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman.
Anonymous
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Fishing: A delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.
Anonymous
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Dirt: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
Anonymous
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Makeup: What it takes to look natural.
Anonymous
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Makeup
Overeat: To dine.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Overeat
Amnesia: A condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.
Anonymous
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Amnesia
Chic: Considered smart without the deadening implication of intelligence.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Chic
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Free Verse: Verse written without rhyme or reason.
Anonymous
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Budget: A method of worrying before you spend, instead of afterward.
Anonymous
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Budget
Banker: A pawn broker with a manicure.
Anonymous
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Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law’s peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
Anonymous
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Mother-in-law
White Supremacists: The most convincing argument against the theory of white racial superiority.
Anonymous
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Heredity: The bad traits a child gets from the other side of the family.
Anonymous
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Heredity
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