Subject: Definitions (Page 73)

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Dog Pound: A used cur lot.

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Cold War: Hot peace.

Conflict Definitions

Numismatics: Collecting money for fun.

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Fine Print: A clause for suspicion.

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Optometrist: A person you have to see.

Definitions Doctors

Consult: To seek another’s approval of a course already decided upon.

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Dark Ages: Knight time.

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Waiter: A guy who believes money grows on a tray.

Definitions Occupations Work

Zigzag: The shortest distance between two drinks.

Alcohol Definitions Food/Drink

Oyster: A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.

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Bachelor: A guy who is footloose and fiancee-free.

Definitions Men People

Middle Age: When your age starts to show around your middle the art of raising eyebrows instead of the roof. 

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Broom: Witch craft.

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Recount: In American politics, another throw of the dice, accorded to the player against whom they are loaded.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Definitions Elections/Voting Government

Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Virus: A Latin medical term meaning, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

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Desk: A waste basket with drawers.

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Engagement: The time a girl takes until she finds out if she can do any better.

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Centimeter: A parking meter that takes pennies.

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Hospital: A place where people who are run down wind up..

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Entrepreneur: What you’re called when you don’t have a job.

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