Subject: Education » School (Page 4)

My recipe for bad grades: don't study.

(1964 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor & voice actor
Education School

Never let your studies interfere with your education.

Education Learning Murphy’s Laws School

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

Education Intelligence Money Murphy’s Laws School Stupidity

A diploma only proves that you know how to look up an answer.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
Education School

You might be a redneck if… you refer to the fifth grade as “my senior year.”

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Education People Rednecks School

Class schedules are designed so that every student will have time to waste between classes.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

Everywhere I go I’m asked if I think the university stifles writers; my opinion is that they don’t stifle enough of them.


Communication Education Reading/Writing School

Interviewer: Auburn is a pretty good school; to graduate from there I suppose you really need to work hard and put forth maximum effort.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Basketball Education School Sports

A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.

American basketball coach & executive
Education Football School Sports

They put me in Special Ed because they thought I was slow, but I stayed in Special Ed for the ladies.

(1974 – ) Russian-born American comedian, writer & filmmaker
Education Girls Intelligence School

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Education School

If you were forced to read the book in high school, you’ll probably hate the movie too.

Books Education Film Murphy’s Laws School

The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

In public school my daughter was voted most likely to conceive.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Relationships School Sex

In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown; the difference is the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the football game, the class comedian is the guy who talked him into it.

(1948 – ) comedian, actor, writer, producer & film director
Education School Self

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

Education School

Collegians Are Turning To Vegetables

Headlines School

In school, every period ends with a bell… every sentence ends with a period… every crime ends with a sentence.


Education School

My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.

(1927 – ) American comedian
Education School

If written directions alone would suffice, libraries wouldn't need to have the rest of the universities attached.

(1938 – ) journalist, columnist (Miss Manners)
Education School

When I was in college, we did mushrooms and acid… and did I mention acid?

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator
Activities Drugs School