Subject: Emotions » Love (Page 7)

Love is blind… but marriage is the real eye-opener.

A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that he begins to bunch them.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer

Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages, but love accounts for the other third.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Many a man who falls in love with a dimple make the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

(1899 – 1995) humorist

Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.

(1933 – ) English actress & author

You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

(1977 – ) Irish actress, producer & writer

Valentine’s Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love… unless you’re single & lonely then it’s called Laundry Day.

(1972 – ) stand-up comedian & actor

We had a lot in common; I loved him and he loved him.

(1920 – 2006) American actress

Love: A form of self-government under a two-party system.

I don’t think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

(1926 – 2012) Irish comedian & actor

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

Love is a lot like a backache… it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics.

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

(1874 – 1963) American poet

Love and eggs are best when they are fresh.

Love is what you make it; unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment.

(1982 – ) American author

If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.

(1927 – 2004) American comedian & actor

Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.

(1950 – ) American cartoonist Cathy