Subject: Emotions » Love (Page 7)

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

What’s the point of having children if you can’t buy their love?

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

(1977 – ) Irish actress, producer & writer

The heaviest object in the world is the body of the woman you have ceased to love.

(1715 – 1747) French writer & moralist

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

(1928 – ) humorist, singer, songwriter & satirist

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.

(1888 – 1972) French actor, singer & entertainer

Love: Woman’s eternal spring and man’s eternal fall.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

(1913 – 1983) journalist & author

Once a woman has given you her heart you can never get rid of the rest of her body.

(1664 – 1726) English architect & dramatist

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known have involved one actor – unassisted.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter

I’m in love with a philosophy major, and she doesn’t even know I exist – and worse… she can prove it.

(1974 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor

A man in love is like a clipped coupon… it's time to cash in.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

You don’t know what love is ’til you become a parent and fish a turd out of the bathtub for someone, then have to act positive about it.

stand-up comedian, actor, writer & producer

Your heart is my piñata.

(1962 – ) writer & journalist

Love thy neighbor… and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

You know you’re in love when you reach out to hold your woman’s hand, without remembering that her hands are full because you insisted she carry all the groceries out to the car.

(1982 – ) American author

It is better to be on penicillin, than never to have loved at all.

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you’re telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.

(1937 – ) comedian & television actor

Love: Two minds without a single thought.

(1896 – 1949) American dramatist