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Jesus loves him, but he is the only one.
Anonymous
Expressions
About a disliked person
Unfriendly
Smart as a tree full of owls.
Country expression
Animals
Expressions
Intelligence
Wisdom
Owls
I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the rider.
Anonymous
Expressions
Food/Drink
Hunger
Hotter than a depot stove
Anonymous
Expressions
Science/Weather
Heat
Temperature
He’s so mean, he’d bite himself.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Bad
Mean
It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell.
Anonymous
Expressions
Heat
Science/Weather
Temperature
She looks better goin than comin!
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Ugly
He looks like the hindquarters of bad luck.
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
He’s got more dollars than cents.
Anonymous
Expressions
Intelligence
Lacking common sense
He was shaking like a 50¢ ladder.
Anonymous
Expressions
Nervous
Shaking
Crazier than a dog in a hubcap factory
Anonymous
Expressions
Crazy
Barefooted as a yard dog.
Country expression
Expressions
So skinny she’d have to stand up twice to make a shadow.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Skinny
Thin
It's so flat you can look down the road and see the back of your head!
Anonymous
Expressions
Places
Flat
Terrain
Like socks on a rooster
Anonymous
Expressions
Incongruous
Out of place
Nervous as a cat in a room full of rockers
Anonymous
Characteristics
Emotions
Expressions
Nervous
She was so tall if she fell down she would be halfway home.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Height
Tall
He could sell socks to a rooster.
Anonymous
Communication
Expressions
A good salesman
He's convincing
He ain’t got enough sense to poor piss out of a boot.
Anonymous
Expressions
Intelligence
Stupidity
That baby's cuter than a speckled pup in a red wagon.
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Reference to being cute or precious
She's not wearing enough clothes to flag a hand car.
Anonymous
Appearance
Clothing
Expressions
Said when someone wears skimpy clothes
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