Subject: Expressions (Page 7)

Jesus loves him, but he is the only one.

Smart as a tree full of owls.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the rider.

Hotter than a depot stove

He’s so mean, he’d bite himself.

It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell.

She looks better goin than comin!

He looks like the hindquarters of bad luck.

He’s got more dollars than cents.

He was shaking like a 50¢ ladder.

Crazier than a dog in a hubcap factory

Barefooted as a yard dog.

So skinny she’d have to stand up twice to make a shadow.

It's so flat you can look down the road and see the back of your head!

Like socks on a rooster

Nervous as a cat in a room full of rockers

She was so tall if she fell down she would be halfway home.

He could sell socks to a rooster.

He ain’t got enough sense to poor piss out of a boot.

That baby's cuter than a speckled pup in a red wagon.

She's not wearing enough clothes to flag a hand car.