Subject: Expressions (Page 7)

She’s a tall drink of water.

As useless as a pocket on a cow

That baby's cuter than a speckled pup in a red wagon.

In high cotton

We were so poor we had to eat dough for breakfast and sit out in the sun for lunch!

It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell.

He’s so lazy he wouldn’t work in a pie factory.

Goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow

Her mouth looks like a jaybird’s ass in pokeberry time.

If you don't want someone to get your goat, don't let them know where it's tied.

I feel like death eatin’ a soda cracker.

He looks like the hindquarters of bad luck.

If I was doin’ any better, I’d have ta hire somebody to help me enjoy it!

As ugly as a bulldog chewing a wasp.

Queer as a three dollar bill.

Like licking honey off a blackberry vine

He’s got more dollars than cents.

He’s so skinny, his pants had only one back pocket.

Looks like he’s been sortin’ wildcats.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the rider.

He’s so lazy, he’d marry a pregnant woman.