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Expressions
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She’s a tall drink of water.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Tall
Thin
As useless as a pocket on a cow
Anonymous
Expressions
Useless
That baby's cuter than a speckled pup in a red wagon.
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Reference to being cute or precious
In high cotton
Country expression
Expressions
Doing well monetarily
Other expressions
We were so poor we had to eat dough for breakfast and sit out in the sun for lunch!
Anonymous
Eating
Expressions
Food/Drink
Money
Poverty
Hungry
It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell.
Anonymous
Expressions
Heat
Science/Weather
Temperature
He’s so lazy he wouldn’t work in a pie factory.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Work
Laziness
Goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow
Anonymous
Expressions
Going about something the wrong way
Going at something indirectly
Her mouth looks like a jaybird’s ass in pokeberry time.
Country expression
Appearance
Expressions
Said of a woman wearing too much lipstick
If you don't want someone to get your goat, don't let them know where it's tied.
Anonymous
Expressions
Don’t let someone know your sensitive spots
I feel like death eatin’ a soda cracker.
Anonymous
Expressions
Health
Feel poorly
He looks like the hindquarters of bad luck.
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
If I was doin’ any better, I’d have ta hire somebody to help me enjoy it!
Anonymous
Emotions
Expressions
Happiness
Life
As ugly as a bulldog chewing a wasp.
Anonymous
Animals
Appearance
Dogs
Expressions
Ugly
Queer as a three dollar bill.
Country expression
Expressions
Homosexual
Very odd
Like licking honey off a blackberry vine
Anonymous
Expressions
About impossible
Very difficult
He’s got more dollars than cents.
Anonymous
Expressions
Intelligence
Lacking common sense
He’s so skinny, his pants had only one back pocket.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Skinny
Thin
Looks like he’s been sortin’ wildcats.
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Disheveled
In a mess
I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the rider.
Anonymous
Expressions
Food/Drink
Hunger
He’s so lazy, he’d marry a pregnant woman.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Laziness
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