Subject: Government » Lawyers

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
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Criminal lawyer is a redundancy.

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The first thing we do, let’s kill the lawyers.

(1564 – 1616) English dramatist & poet
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If you want to get ahead in this world get a lawyer – not a book.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist
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Beware of and eschew pompous prolixity.

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U2’s lawyers work pro bono.

Jewish-American stand-up comedian & writer
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The minute you read something that you can’t understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
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And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on Me; and let there be lawyers so people don't blame everything on Satan.’

Canadian comedian & author
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Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings… and lawyers.

(1940 – 2005) comedian & movie actor
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99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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Doctors, dentists, and lawyers are only on time for appointments when you’re not.

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Beneath this smooth stone by the bone of his bone – Sleeps Master John Gill; – By lies when alive this attorney did thrive, – And now that he's dead he lies still.

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Lawyers are operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.

(1939 – ) American financial journalist
Lawyers Occupations

When an irresistible force meets an immovable object, an unethical lawyer will immediately appear.

Lawyers Murphy’s Laws

Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor
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I'm not an ambulance chaser; I'm usually there before the ambulance.

(1907 – 1996) American attorney
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Lawyers make excellent patients; they have excellent health care and they never get better.

(1959 – ) American actor
Lawyers TV/Movie Quotes

Shyster: The other fellow’s lawyer.

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A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.

(1921 – 1999) American writer (The Godfather)
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A lawyer is a learned gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it himself.

(1778 – 1868) English politician
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Jury: A body of twelve men selected to decide which of the contestants has the better lawyer.

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