Subject: Insults (Page 11)

If she was cast as Lady Godiva the horse would steal the show.

Acting Entertainment Insults

He stood on the flat road to heaven and buttered slides to hell for all the rest.

(1841 – 1935) American jurist & Supreme Court justice
Insults

Garfield has shown that he is not possessed of the backbone of an angleworm.

(1822 – 1885) 18th U.S. president & army general
Insults

Failure has gone to his head.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
Characteristics Failure Insults Problems

He's about as sexy as a pissing toad.

(1924 – 1984) American author
Insults

Virginia Woolf’s writing is no more than glamorous knitting; I believe she must have a pattern somewhere.

(1887 – 1964) English biographer, critic, novelist & poet
Insults Reading/Writing

Damn your nose, madam… there’s no end to it!

(1727 – 1788) English painter
Appearance Body Insults

I never liked him and I always will.

Insults

I worship the quicksand he walks in.

(1925 – 2007) humorist & columnist
Beliefs Insults Language Opinion

He appears to have been called 'The Little Giant' more because he was little than because he was a giant.

(1903 – 1989) American writer
Insults

You're a mouse studying to be a rat.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
Animals Insults

I could dance with you until the cows come home… on second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

I treasure every moment that I do not see her.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Insults

The little man on top of the wedding cake.

(1884 – 1980) author & wit
Insults

It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Insults Wives

He hasn’t an enemy in the world – but all his friends hate him.

(1892 – 1964) singer, dancer, comedian, actor & songwriter
Friends Insults People Shopping

The only time he opens his mouth is to change feet.

(1958 – ) Irish professional golfer & commentator
Insults Speech

Never enter a battle of wits unarmed.

Insults Intelligence

Utter cowards who force their own children to drink wine, they gibber like baboons even when you try to speak to them in their own wimpy language.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist
Insults People

Neither am I.

(1937 – 1995) English satirist, writer & comedian
Books Communication Insults

Longfellow is to poetry what the barrel-organ is to music.

(1886 – 1963) literary critic, biographer & historian
Insults Music Reading/Writing