Subject: Intelligence » Ideas

He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president

Those who express random thoughts to legislative committees are often surprised and appalled to find themselves the instigators of law.

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

(1940 – ) computer scientist

Books are for people who don't have ideas of their own.

(1984 – ) American stand-up comedian

Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

Some people are better imagined in one's bed than found there in the morning.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist

A good idea is one that hits the other fellow with a bolt of envy.

Every great idea has a disadvantage equal to or exceeding the greatness of the idea.

Education: Forcing abstract ideas into concrete heads.

Every revolutionary idea – in Science, Politics, Art or whatever – evokes three stages of reaction. They may be summed up by the three phrases: 1. It is completely impossible; don't waste my time. 2. It is possible, but it is not worth doing. 3. I said it was a good idea all along.

In a war of ideas it is people who get killed.

(1909 – 1966) Polish poet, writer & aphorist

Who’s cruel idea was it to put an “s” in the word “lisp”?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer

He was distinguished for ignorance; for he had only one idea and that was wrong.

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author

About the only thing you can say for his constipation of ideas is his diarrhea of words.

(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor

If an idea's worth having once, it's worth having twice.

(1937 – ) British playwright & screenwriter

An original idea can never emerge from committee in the original.

People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

I can’t understand why people are frightened of new ideas; I’m frightened of old ones.

(1912 – 1992) American composer, writer & artist

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.

(1892 – 1942) American painter