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Subject:
Intelligence
(Page 25)
I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
Norm MacDonald
(1963 – ) Canadian writer, actor & stand-up comedian
Intelligence
Money
Poverty
Stupidity
I know this music from memory, not from the music.
Eugene Ormandy
(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Entertainment
Memory
Misspokements
Music
Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it.
Michel de Montaigne
(1533 – 1592) French writer
Intelligence
Memory
Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.
George Carlin
(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Dance
Entertainment
Intelligence
Music
Hearing
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten; they're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
Hartmut Gründler
(1930 – 1977) German teacher
Intelligence
People
Some folks are wise and some otherwise.
Josh Billings
(1818 – 1885) humorist
Intelligence
Stupidity
Wisdom
Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
Sam Levenson
(1911 – 1980) humorist, writer, television host & journalist
Communication
Intelligence
Speech
Wisdom
The trouble ain't that people are ignorant; it's that they know so much that ain't so.
Josh Billings
(1818 – 1885) humorist
Intelligence
People
Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.
Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Communication
Intelligence
Speech
Thinking
He that has a secret to hide should not only hide it but hide that he has it to hide.
Thomas Carlyle
(1795 – 1881) Scottish philosopher, writer, historian & teacher
Intelligence
Secrets
Brain: An apparatus with which we think we think.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication
Definitions
Intelligence
Language
Brains
She’s so stupid… if you give her a penny for her thoughts, you'll get change back.
Anonymous
Exaggerations
Intelligence
Stupidity
He objected to ideas only when others had them.
A.J.P. Taylor
(1906 – 1990) British historian
Ideas
Insults
Intelligence
On politician Ernest Bevin
I put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process.
Vincent van Gogh
(1853 – 1890) Dutch painter
Intelligence
Mind
If I ever saw bat shit, I’d be like, ‘that’s crazy.’
Demetri Martin
(1973 – ) American comedian
Intelligence
Situations
Bat shit
It's a scientific fact; for every year a person lives in Hollywood, they lose two points of their IQ.
Truman Capote
(1924 – 1984) American author
Hollywood
Intelligence
Places
IQ
Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
Voltaire
(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist
Entertainment
Intelligence
Stupidity
Singing
Some people hear voices; some see invisible people; others have no imagination whatsoever.
Anonymous
Intelligence
Mind
Situations
Imagination
Voices
Vision: Looking farther than you can see.
Anonymous
Definitions
Intelligence
Thinking
Vision
Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb about.
Solomon Short
David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
Intelligence
Stupidity
Wisdom
You’ve heard of people living in a fool’s paradise? … well, Leonora has a duplex there.
George S. Kaufman
(1889 – 1961) Am. playwright, theater director & producer & humorist
Fools
Insults
Of the actress
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