Subject: Life (Page 11)

Anyone who lives within his means suffers from a lack of imagination.

(1908 – 1994) American actor

Much work, much food; little work, little food; no work, burial at sea.

Marriage, in life, is like a duel in the midst of a battle.

(1828 – 1885) French novelist, publicist & journalist

I know not which lives more unnatural lives, obeying husbands, or commanding wives.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

I hate reality… but nevertheless, it’s still the only place to get a good steak.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

When I grow up I want to be a little boy.

(1923 – 1999) American satirical novelist, short story writer & playwright

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

(1803 – 1869) French Romantic composer

I like life… it's something to do.

comedian

We’re all going down the same road in different directions.

To live is to dance… to dance is to live.

cartoon character in, Peanuts, by Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000)

I intend to live forever… or die trying.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

I’m kind of jealous of the life I’m supposedly leading.

(1975 – ) actor, director, screenwriter & producer

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Do well and you will have no need for ancestors.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist

Millions long for immortality who don’t know what to do on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

(1894 – 1985) British fiction writer

Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.

(1908 – 1999) English writer

It is better to live rich than to die rich.

(1709 – 1784) English author, essayist, critic, editor & lexicographer

Life is pleasant… death is peaceful; it’s the transition that’s troublesome.

(1920 – 1992) American science and science fiction author & professor

To me life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

Coach: Hey Norm, how’s the world been treating you?

Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Life: A play with a lousy third act.