Subject: Life (Page 11)

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering… and it’s all over much too soon.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

My grandfather always said that living is like licking honey off a thorn.

(1898 – 1951) Slovene-American author & translator

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.

(1939 – ) American television host, producer & author

Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty… but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

Nothing is easy.

Everyone should have to wait tables for one year of their lives, so they realize their ranch dressing isn’t that fucking important.

(1975 – ) American stand-up comedian & television host

For fast-acting relief, try slowing down.

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer

We’re all going down the same road in different directions.

It is better to live rich than to die rich.

(1709 – 1784) English author, essayist, critic, editor & lexicographer

Life is a terminal disease.

Life’s too short for chess.

(1834 - 1884) - American born British dramatist & actor

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don’t know.

(1907 – 1973) poet & critic

It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day to day basis.

(1950 – ) American science fiction writer, & publisher

It’s not the men in my life that counts, it’s the life in my men.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

I think I’ve discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it.

cartoon character, Peanuts (Charles Schulz, 1922 – 2000) creator & cartoonist

Life is a cement trampoline.

Remember you are just an extra in everyone else’s play.

(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.

(1889 – 1977) English comedian, actor & film director

I’d rather die while I’m living then live while I’m dead.

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & businessman