Subject: Life (Page 17)

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

(1932 – ) British novelist & journalist

I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.

(1916 – 1997) newspaper journalist

There are moments when everything goes well, but don’t be frightened.

(1864 – 1910) French author

Spiritual is the word people use when they mean they want to be covered when they die but they’re not getting up early on a Sunday.

(1957 – 2007) American stand-up comedian & actor

How young can you die of old age?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

In a perfect world, a fair world, Bob Hayes should be forced to carry a small calf on his shoulder when he runs the dashes…Mark Spitz, in all fairness, would swim with a sea anchor…[and] Ella Fitzgerald must sing every note with a mouth full of Tootsie Rolls.

(1919 – ) American sportswriter

I believe in reincarnation, so I’ve left all my money to myself.

(1943 – ) English disc jockey

I don’t live in the fast lane – I live on the off ramp.

(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager

We just had a near – life experience!

(1962 – ) writer & journalist

All life is 6 to 5 against.

Nothing is easy.

If I had known what it would be like to have it all… I might have been willing to settle for less.

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer

It’s a dog-eat-dog world, Sammy, and I’m wearing Milk-Bone underwear.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

The two most important things in life are good friends and a strong bullpen.

professional baseball player & manager

The game of life is always called on account of darkness.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Longevity: Uncommon extension of the fear of death.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Living is messy.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

To live is to dance… to dance is to live.

cartoon character in, Peanuts, by Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000)

We must all hang together, or most assuredly we shall all hang separately.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

Please don’t ask me what the score is, I’m not even sure what the game is.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist