Subject: Life (Page 7)

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.

(1922 – 2003) author & playwright
Health Life

Longevity: Uncommon extension of the fear of death.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Death Definitions Language Life

My grandfather always said that living is like licking honey off a thorn.

(1898 – 1951) Slovene-American author & translator
Life

Life is what happens while you’re busy making other plans.

(1899 – 1986) American writer, journalist & cartoonist
Life

It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Life Marriage

The four stages of a man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence.

(1912 – 2010) Canadian-born American radio & television personality & humorist
Age Life Old Young

For one brief moment today I thought I was winning in the game of life… but there was a flag on the play!

cartoon character, Peanuts, Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000) cartoonist
Life Problems Sports

There is never enough time, unless you’re serving it.

(1919 – 1990) publisher & author
Life Time

I had everything a kid could want: two square meals a day, a basket to sleep in, and an imaginary dog.

(1949 – ) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”
Life

Life is a terminal disease.

Health Life

Drama is life with the dull bits left out.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer
Life

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

Alcohol Food/Drink Health Life

Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Activities Life Sleep

Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.

(1943 – 1971) rock singer
Life Mistakes

They were living high on the cob.

Life Malaprops Money

A solved problem creates two new problems, and the best prescription for happy living is not to solve any more problems than you have to.

(1925 – ) columnist & journalist
Life Problems

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade… and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.

(1973 – ) American author of young adult fiction,
Life Problems

If your time ain't come, not even a doctor can kill you.

Death Doctors Health Life Situations

It’s a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.

(1874 – 1965) English dramatist & novelist
Life

It’s not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is the same damn thing over and over.

(1892 – 1950) poet
Life Problems

If I had known what it would be like to have it all… I might have been willing to settle for less.

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer
Life