Subject: Misspokements (Page 5)

Linford Christie’s got a habit of pulling it out when it matters most.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

The man is United through and through – cut him and he bleeds red.

Scottish football player & broadcaster

I can definitely say, that had the police not been there this morning, there would have been no arrests.

British politician

Concentration-wise, we’re having trouble crossing the line mentally from a toughness standpoint.

American football coach

You could be like Anita O’Brien, hustlin’ fruits.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He hasn't been the normal Paul Scholes today, and he's not the only one.

English football player & analyst

We have a firm commitment to Europe; we are a part of Europe.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points, they almost always win.

professional basketball player

I was readin’ an article about the animal population – there’s millions of pets explodin’.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Alesi is in second place, and Hill is in second place.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

One of the great unknown champions because very little is known about him.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Billy Almon has all of his inlaw and outlaws here this afternoon.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

His nerves, his memory… and I can’t remember the third thing.

(1942 – ) American professional golfer

Of course the Soviet Union was bound to fall! It's on the edge of the map!

(1971 – ) American actress

If we're going to win the pennant, we've got to start thinking we're not as good as we think we are.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

The lead is now 6.9 seconds… in fact, it’s just under 7 seconds.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

Nah, I’m just a prizefighter.

(1919 – 1990) American boxing champion

Yes, but that’s our strongest weak point.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

They will pass the father-son tandem of Buddy Bell and Yogi Berra.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I watch a lot of baseball on the radio.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president

The two of us all alone and, well, we was imminent together.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)