Subject: Misspokements (Page 5)

When you have women in that situation [the military] it just creates a whole new set of dynamics which are distracting to training these men to kill or be killed.

(1969 – ) U.S. Representative (Delaware)
Government Military Misspokements People Women

I paid too much for it, but it’s worth it.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements Money

There’s nothing that a tight forward likes more than a loosie right up his backside.

New Zealand rugby player & commentator
Misspokements Sports

He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.

(1922 – ) boxing trainer & manager
Boxing Misspokements Sports

The only thing that keeps this organization from being recognized as one of the finest in baseball is wins and losses at the major league level.

professional baseball player & executive
Misspokements Sports Success

The batsman’s is Holding, the bowler’s Willey.

cricket announcer
Misspokements Sports

It’s difficult to remember when you haven’t played it before.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Entertainment Intelligence Memory Misspokements Music

Everybody knows that I have been pumping Martin Leslie for a couple of seasons now.

New Zealand rugby player & commentator
Misspokements Sports

They can say what they want, but playoff hockey is a whole other ballgame.

Hockey Misspokements Sports

Me and George and Billy are two of a kind.

professional baseball player
Misspokements Sports

Honor thy parents. That’s one of the Lord’s Top 10 Commandments. That’s right around covetin’ your neighbor’s cattles and wives and there.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Beliefs Misspokements Religion TV/Movie Quotes

You’d play me chess, about which I don’t even know how to deal.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

A man could not be in two places at the same time unless he were a bird.

(1736 – 1807) Irish politician
Misspokements People

If my dead father was alive to hear that, it would kill him.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Death Family Fathers Misspokements Situations Travel

Interviewer: Have you ever thought of writing your autobiography?

Chris Eubank: On what?

British boxing champion
Boxing Misspokements Sports

Fans, don't fail to miss tomorrow's game.

professional baseball player
Misspokements

I made a 1,600 minus 800 minus 200 on the SAT, so I'm very intelligent when I speak.

American basketball player
Education Intelligence Misspokements School

Tell them to stand closer apart.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

In comparison, there’s no comparison.

English soccer commentator
Misspokements

I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy – but that could change.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Misspokements

Why do you always insist on playing while I’m trying to conduct?

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Entertainment Misspokements Music