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Subject:
Misspokements
(Page 5)
Linford Christie’s got a habit of pulling it out when it matters most.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Track
The man is United through and through – cut him and he bleeds red.
Alan Brazil
Scottish football player & broadcaster
Misspokements
On Sir Alex Ferguson
I can definitely say, that had the police not been there this morning, there would have been no arrests.
Arthur Scargill
British politician
Misspokements
Arrests
Concentration-wise, we’re having trouble crossing the line mentally from a toughness standpoint.
Bill Parcells
American football coach
Misspokements
Sports
You could be like Anita
O’Brien,
hustlin’ fruits.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
Anita Bryant
He hasn't been the normal Paul Scholes today, and he's not the only one.
Alvin Martin
English football player & analyst
Misspokements
We have a firm commitment to Europe; we are a part of Europe.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Places
Europe
Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points, they almost always win.
Doug Collins
professional basketball player
Basketball
Misspokements
Sports
I was readin’ an article about the animal population – there’s millions of pets explodin’.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Alesi is in second place, and Hill is in second place.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
One of the great unknown champions because very little is known about him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Billy Almon has all of his inlaw and outlaws here this afternoon.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Family
Misspokements
His nerves, his memory… and I can’t remember the third thing.
Lee Trevino
(1942 – ) American professional golfer
Golf
Misspokements
Sports
On the three things that go as a golfer ages
Of course the Soviet Union was bound to fall! It's on the edge of the map!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
If we're going to win the pennant, we've got to start thinking we're not as good as we think we are.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
The lead is now 6.9 seconds… in fact, it’s just under 7 seconds.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Nah, I’m just a prizefighter.
Rocky Graziano
(1919 – 1990) American boxing champion
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
When asked if he was a pugilist
Yes, but that’s our strongest weak point.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
They will pass the father-son tandem of Buddy Bell and Yogi Berra.
Ralph Kiner
(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
On Bobby & Barry Bonds becoming the all-time father-son home-run leaders
I watch a lot of baseball on the radio.
Gerald Ford
(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president
Misspokements
Oxymorons
The two of us all alone and, well, we was
imminent
together.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
Intimate
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