Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 27)

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If it tastes good, you can't have it; if it tastes awful, you'd better clean your plate.

Children Eating Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

When taking something apart to fix a minor malfunction, you will cause a major malfunction.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

If you need n items of anything, you will have n – 1 in stock.

Murphy’s Laws Shopping Things

The less work an organization produces, the more frequently it reorganizes.

Murphy’s Laws

Of all possible committee reactions to any given agenda item, the reaction that will occur is the one which will liberate the greatest amount of hot air.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

The best way to inspire fresh thoughts is to seal the letter.


Communication Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

When you wear new shoes for the first time, everyone will step on them.

Appearance Clothing Murphy’s Laws

A man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never sure.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

Internal consistency is valued more highly than efficiency.

Murphy’s Laws

Never read any book in which the author’s name appears in gold or silver on the cover.

Books Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

You never catch on until after the test.

Education Murphy’s Laws School Understanding

Only adults have difficulty with child-proof bottles.

Health Murphy’s Laws People

1. If the facts are against you, argue the law. 2. If the law is against you, argue the facts. 3. If the facts and the law are against you, yell like hell.

Government Intelligence Law Murphy’s Laws

80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn't read.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.

Murphy’s Laws

Those who express random thoughts to legislative committees are often surprised and appalled to find themselves the instigators of law.

Government Law Murphy’s Laws

Adding manpower to a late technology project only makes it later.

Murphy’s Laws People Time

The more zeros found in the price tag for a government program, the less Congressional scrutiny it will receive.

Congress Government Money Murphy’s Laws

If you don't care where you are, you ain't lost.

Murphy’s Laws Places Situations

Never expect the unexpected to be predictable.

Murphy’s Laws

You don’t start traditions – traditions start.

Murphy’s Laws