Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 4)

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Never characterize the importance of a statement in advance.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

What this world needs is a damned good plague.

Health Murphy’s Laws Places World

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

Fools Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

A necessary item goes on sale only after you have purchased it at the regular price.

Murphy’s Laws Shopping Things

The less you know about an opportunity, the more attractive it is.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Name on building: upper class. Name on desk: middle class. Name on shirt: working class

Murphy’s Laws

Two percent don’’t get the word.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.

Murphy’s Laws

The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.

Body Cold Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Situations

When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger have handled this?"

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Time moves slower in a fast moving vehicle.

Children Murphy’s Laws Time

Given a conflict, Murphy’s Law supersedes Newton’s.

Murphy’s Laws

The measure of a bird dog's intelligence can be determined by the length of time it takes to resign yourself to his way of thinking.

Animals Dogs Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Seven-eighths of everything can’t be seen.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If a headline ends in a question mark, the answer is “no.”

Headlines Murphy’s Laws

Whenever you decide to take the kids home, it is always five minutes earlier that they break into fights, tears, or hysteria.

Children Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

When in doubt, empty the magazine.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

It is always the partner’s fault.

Murphy’s Laws

The item you had your eye on the minute you walked in will be taken by the person in front of you.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

If you have only one nail, it will bend.

Murphy’s Laws