Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 41)

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A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of paper.

Murphy’s Laws

When the issue is trivial, and everyone understands it, debate is almost interminable.

Murphy’s Laws Time

He who shouts loudest has the floor.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

The lead in a pencil will break in direct proportion to the importance of the notes being taken.

Murphy’s Laws

1. Any great truth can – and eventually will – be expressed as a cliche.

2. Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.

Communication Facts Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong – but that’s the way to bet.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Sports

Bad regulation begets worse regulation.

Murphy’s Laws

The customer is always ripe.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Shopping

It's easier to be a liberal a long way from home.

Murphy’s Laws

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws People

The distance you have to park from your apartment increases in proportion to the weight of packages you are carrying.

Autos Murphy’s Laws

Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.

Murphy’s Laws

The public is always wrong.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws People

A little ambiguity never hurt anyone.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

The less you know about an opportunity, the more attractive it is.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.

Murphy’s Laws

You only have a problem if you think it is a problem.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

People would rather live with a problem they cannot solve than accept a solution they cannot understand.

Murphy’s Laws

The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

Murphy’s Laws

No matter how thin you slice it, it's still baloney.

Murphy’s Laws

The fury engendered by the misspelling of a name in a (newspaper) column is in direct ratio to the obscurity of the mentionee.

Anger Characteristics Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing