Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 44)

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The lagging activity in a project will invariably be found in the area where the highest overtime rates lie waiting.

Money Murphy’s Laws Work

A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

Alcohol Ideas Murphy’s Laws

When our friends get into power, they aren’t our friends any more.

Age Characteristics Friends Murphy’s Laws Situations

The most expensive component is the one that breaks.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Everything costs more and takes longer.

Money Murphy’s Laws Time

Everyone has a scheme that will not work.

Murphy’s Laws People

Never trust a private with a loaded weapon, or an officer with a map and compass.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.

Murphy’s Laws

The wages of sin are unreported.

Money Murphy’s Laws Taxes

Reforms come from below; no man with four aces howls for a new deal.

Murphy’s Laws

It is much harder to find a job than to keep one.

Murphy’s Laws Work

You can never be sure how many beers you had last night.

Alcohol Beer Murphy’s Laws

If it tastes good, you can't have it; if it tastes awful, you'd better clean your plate.

Children Eating Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

The object or bit of information most needed will be least available.

Murphy’s Laws

Adding manpower to a late technology project only makes it later.

Murphy’s Laws People Time

Chicken Little only has to be right once.

Murphy’s Laws

‘Push’ is the force exerted upon the door marked PULL.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

If you want to kill any idea in the world today, get a committee working on it.

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Never throw away anything unless you know what it came from.

Murphy’s Laws Things

It (housework) expands to fill the time available plus half an hour: so obviously it is never finished.

Housework Murphy’s Laws