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Those who expect the biggest tips provide the worst service.

Murphy’s Laws

Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.

Murphy’s Laws

When the weight of the paperwork equals the weight of the plane, the plane will fly.

Murphy’s Laws

When in trouble, obfuscate.

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If things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.

Murphy’s Laws

The best simple-minded test of expertise in a particular area is the ability to win money in a series of bets on future occurrences in that area.

Money Murphy’s Laws

In a social situation, the most difficult thing to do is usually the right thing to do.

Murphy’s Laws

There are no "free lunches," but sometimes it costs more to collect money than to give away food.

Money Murphy’s Laws

If your condition seems to be getting better, it's probably your doctor getting sick.

Doctors Health Murphy’s Laws

Things are never as bad as they turn out to be.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

A cigarette placed in an ashtray will go out if you stay in the room; if you leave the room, the cigarette will topple to the table, burn through, and drop to the floor, where it will smolder until it descends to ignite the drapes in the room below.

Murphy’s Laws

You can always find what you're not looking for.

Murphy’s Laws

Tracers work BOTH ways.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

Negative expectations yield negative results; positive expectations yield negative results.

Murphy’s Laws

The wrong quarterback is the one that’s in there.

Football Murphy’s Laws Sports

1. That which has not yet been taught directly can never be taught directly 2. If at first you don’t succeed, you will never succeed.

Education Murphy’s Laws Success

1. Any great truth can – and eventually will – be expressed as a cliche.

2. Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.

Communication Facts Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

The squeaky wheel gets replaced.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

In any human endeavour, once you have exhausted all possibilities and fail, there will be one solution, simple and obvious, highly visible to everyone else.

Murphy’s Laws

A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.

Clothing Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Murphy’s Laws People