Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 45)

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If we see light at the end of the tunnel, it’s the light of the oncoming train.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws

The one who does the least work will get the most credit.

Murphy’s Laws Work

If you haven’t struck oil in twenty minutes, quit boring.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

The person who buys the most raffle tickets has the least chance of winning.

Murphy’s Laws

If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again.

Murphy’s Laws People

The greater the funding, the longer it takes to make the mistake.

Mistakes Money Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

The organization of any bureaucracy is very much like a septic tank. The really big chunks always rise to the top.

Murphy’s Laws

The speed of an oncoming vehicle is directly proportional to the length of the passing zone.

Activities Driving Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

A fool in a high station is like a man on the top of a small mountain: everything appears small to him and he appears small to everybody.

Fools Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

There is no such thing as a short beer. (As in, "I'm going to stop off at Joe's for a short beer on the way home.")

Beer Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

If you have watched a TV series only once, and you watch it again, it will be a rerun of the same episode.

Entertainment Murphy’s Laws Television

Nothing is so simple it cannot be misunderstood.

Murphy’s Laws

Everything will go wrong at one time.

Corollary: That time is always when you least expect it.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

Disorder expands proportionately to the tolerance for it.

Murphy’s Laws

Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.

Murphy’s Laws

Everything is cold except what should be.

Cold Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

If you rely on Murphy's law, everything will go as planned (but don't count on it.)

Murphy’s Laws

If you help a friend in need, he is sure to remember you… the next time he’s in need.

Friends Murphy’s Laws Old People

The compromise will always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it is compromising.

Money Murphy’s Laws

1. Always hire a rich solicitor.

2. Never buy from a rich salesman.

Lawyers Money Murphy’s Laws Wealth

The first requisite of intelligent tinkering is to save all the pieces.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Things