Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 6)

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Murphy was an optimist.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

The specialist learns more and more about less and less until, finally, he knows everything about nothing; whereas the generalist learns less and less about more and more until, finally, he knows nothing about everything.

Education Learning Murphy’s Laws

When all else fails, follow instructions.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Whenever someone you know, or someone you do business with, moves to a new location, it’s always farther away.

Murphy’s Laws People

The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to… to…

Intelligence Memory Murphy’s Laws

Anyone taken as an individual is tolerably sensible and reasonable – as a member of a crowd, he at once becomes a blockhead.

Fools Individuals Intelligence Murphy’s Laws People

Check to see if you any words out.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Don't ever stand up to be counted or someone will take your seat.

Murphy’s Laws

A kind heart is of little value in chess.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

Any event, once it has occurred, can be made to appear inevitable by a competent historian.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.

Government Murphy’s Laws Politics

Twitter makes you like people you don’t know, and Facebook makes you hate people you do.

Murphy’s Laws Things

When the weight of the paperwork equals the weight of the plane, the plane will fly.

Murphy’s Laws

The weight of your pack increases in direct proportion to the amount of food you consume from it; if you run out of food, the pack weight goes on increasing anyway.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

1. If it is green or it wiggles – it is Biology.
2. If it stinks – it is Chemistry.
3. If it doesn’t work – it is Physics.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Science/Weather

No two identical parts are alike.

Murphy’s Laws

The deficiency will never show itself during the dry runs.

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Murphy’s Laws Problems

If people listened to themselves more often, they'd talk less.

Communication Murphy’s Laws People Speech

No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered, take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

Murphy’s Laws

What will get you promoted on one level will get you killed on another.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations