Subject: People » Friends

It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor

It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

A lifelong friend is one you haven't borrowed money from yet.

(1914 – 1953) Welsh-born poet & writer

Before borrowing from a friend, decide which you need most.

A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.

(1866 – 1944) American writer, newspaper columnist, playwright & humorist

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

Friends: There are two kinds of friends – those who are around when you need them, and those who are around when they need you.

A fool and his money is a friend indeed.

He's a fine friend; he stabs you in the front.

(1904 – 1974) American author & radio producer

There are a good many fools who call me a friend, and also a good many friends who call me a fool.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

My neighbor has a circular driveway… he can’t get out.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

The only difference between friends and lovers is about four minutes.

writer, website creator

Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

I meet so many people; I don’t even know some of my friend’s names.

(1981 – ) heiress, socialite, media personality & model

I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend.

(1956 – ) American comedian

I have lost friends, some by death… others through sheer inability to cross the street.

(1882 – 1941) English novelist, essayist, publisher & feminist

How do people make new mates?… asking for a friend.

Comedian & writer

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty, in times of adversity not one in twenty.

Animals may be our friends; but they won’t pick you up at the airport.

(1962 – ) comedian, actor, voice actor, screenwriter, & film & television director

I honestly believe there is absolutely nothing like going to bed with a good book… or a friend who’s read one.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor

An old friend will help you move; a good friend will help you move a dead body.