Subject: People » Friends (Page 3)

Sewing Circle: A group of women who needle each other.

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend.

(1856 – 1925) American artist & portrait painter

All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet

I don’t want to lose weight; my tongue and my taste buds are the only friends I got.

American stand-up comedian

Friend: A person who listens attentively while you say nothing.

Friend: Someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though you’re slightly cracked.

Sewing Circle: Where friendship hangs by a thread.

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

I’ve got a friend whose nickname is “Shagger” … you might think that’s pretty cool; she doesn’t like it.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor

Optimist: The sort of man who marries his sister’s best friend.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

And now, I’m pleased to introduce the star of the film Gladiator, and a man I like to call a close, personal friend, but he told me not to…

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

When our friends get into power, they aren’t our friends any more.

The only difference between friends and lovers is about four minutes.

writer, website creator

Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

My neighbor has a circular driveway… he can’t get out.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor

I am a success today because I had a friend who believed in me and I didn’t have the heart to let him down.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president

It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our to amuse them.

(1903 – 1966) English writer

He hasn’t an enemy in the world – but all his friends hate him.

(1892 – 1964) singer, dancer, comedian, actor & songwriter