Subject: People » Friends (Page 3)

One thing your friends will never forgive you is your happiness.

(1913 – 1960) French-Algerian author, philosopher & journalist
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One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.

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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
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Optimist: The sort of man who marries his sister’s best friend.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
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I meet so many people; I don’t even know some of my friend’s names.

(1981 – ) heiress, socialite, media personality & model
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I honestly believe there is absolutely nothing like going to bed with a good book… or a friend who’s read one.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
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I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend.

(1956 – ) American comedian
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Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

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Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed.

(1944 – 1992) American author
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When our friends get into power, they aren’t our friends any more.

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Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter
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You want a friend in Washington?… get a dog.

(1884 – 1972) 33rd U.S. president
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I am a success today because I had a friend who believed in me and I didn’t have the heart to let him down.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president
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…the difference between old friends and new friends is that new friends just haven't let you down yet.

(1973 – ) American comic book writer & artist
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I had a friend who was a clown and when he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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The best accessory a girl can have is her best friend.

(1981 – ) heiress, socialite, media personality & model
Appearance Friends Travel

Even when I was a kid, my imaginary friend would play with the kid across the street.

(1975 – ) American stand-up comedian & television host
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It is important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to friendship that we are not.

(1913 – 1983) journalist & author
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A fool and his money is a friend indeed.

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And now, I’m pleased to introduce the star of the film Gladiator, and a man I like to call a close, personal friend, but he told me not to…

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician
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We thought it was a bad idea you guys got married, but we didn’t feel like we could say anything because it was open bar.

(1974 – ) American stand-up comedian
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