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Subject:
Success
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Success for some people, depends on becoming well-known; for others, it depends on never being found out.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Success
Celebrity
Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.
Frank Dane
(1902 – 1963) Danish actor
People
Success
Time
Greatness
There are five stages in the life of an actor: Who’s Mary Astor? … Get me Mary Astor… Get me a Mary Astor type… Get me a young Mary Astor… Who’s Mary Astor?
Mary Astor
(1906 – 1987) American actress
Acting
Age
Entertainment
Success
Actors
Celebrity
Nobody notices when things go right.
Zimmerman's Law of Complaints
Murphy’s Laws
People
Success
The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job… my wife told me.
Howard Nemerov
(1920 – 1991) American poet
Marriage
Success
Wives
Job
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Characteristics
Failure
Success
Enthusiasm
I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.
Laura Kightlinger
(1969 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer
Self
Success
Drag queens
Fame
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
Finagle's First Law
Murphy’s Laws
Success
Experiments
After a fellow gets famous it doesn’t take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.
Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Success
Fame
If you want a track team to win the high jump you find one person who can jump seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot.
Terman's Law of Innovation
Murphy’s Laws
Sports
Success
Track
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
Dr. Laurence J. Peter
(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
Success
Work
Employees
Incompetence
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for a star.
Fred Allen
(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
Hollywood
Places
Success
Celebrity
Iowa
I have never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else.
Josh Billings
(1818 – 1885) humorist
Age
Old
Success
Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Success
The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God's children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil.
H.L. Mencken
(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Beliefs
Failure
God
Success
Devil
You can always tell luck from ability by its duration.
Anonymous
Success
Ability
Luck
A success has many fathers, a failure is an orphan.
Polish proverb
Success
A self-made man is one who believes in luck and sends his son to Oxford.
Christina Stead
(1902 – 1983) Australian novelist & short-story writer
Education
Success
Luck
Hemingway hated me; I sold 200 million books, and he didn't… of course most of mine sold for 25 cents.
Mickey Spillane
(1918 – 2006) American writer
Books
Communication
Success
Ernest Hemingway
Authors want their names down in history; I want to keep the smoke coming out of the chimney.
Mickey Spillane
(1918 – 2006) American writer
Money
Success
Work
Celebrity
Being a star has made it possible for me to get insulted in places where the average Negro could never hope to go and get insulted.
Sammy Davis Jr.
(1925 – 1990) American entertainer
Characteristics
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Success
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