Subject: Success (Page 3)

Success for some people, depends on becoming well-known; for others, it depends on never being found out.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor

There are five stages in the life of an actor: Who’s Mary Astor? … Get me Mary Astor… Get me a Mary Astor type… Get me a young Mary Astor… Who’s Mary Astor?

(1906 – 1987) American actress

Nobody notices when things go right.

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job… my wife told me.

(1920 – 1991) American poet

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.

(1969 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer

If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.

After a fellow gets famous it doesn’t take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

If you want a track team to win the high jump you find one person who can jump seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot.

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for a star.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

I have never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God's children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

You can always tell luck from ability by its duration.

A success has many fathers, a failure is an orphan.

A self-made man is one who believes in luck and sends his son to Oxford.

(1902 – 1983) Australian novelist & short-story writer

Hemingway hated me; I sold 200 million books, and he didn't… of course most of mine sold for 25 cents.

(1918 – 2006) American writer

Authors want their names down in history; I want to keep the smoke coming out of the chimney.

(1918 – 2006) American writer

Being a star has made it possible for me to get insulted in places where the average Negro could never hope to go and get insulted.

(1925 – 1990) American entertainer