Subject: Success (Page 3)

After a fellow gets famous it doesn’t take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

You’re not famous until my mother has heard of you.

(1950 – ) comedian & television host

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

The only reason she made it to the top was because her clothes didn't.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

(1901 – 1989) wife of Lester Bowles Pearson, Canadian prime minister

Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to accommodate all these singing shows.

(1974 – ) American comedian

If at first you don’t succeed, blame your parents.

writer

Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

One day you are a signature, next day you’re an autograph.

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer

I was sorry to have my name mentioned as one of the great authors, because they have a sad habit of dying off.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

About the only problem with success is that it does not teach you how to deal with failure.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

In this world there are winners and losers – and, of course, ‘the others’, who comprise the majority.

(1967 – ) English comedian

Some of the world’s greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

Hemingway hated me; I sold 200 million books, and he didn't… of course most of mine sold for 25 cents.

(1918 – 2006) American writer

It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist

Life is strange; every so often a good man wins.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor

Dirty blonde … I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol