Subject: Success (Page 4)

I don’t think we have failed, we have just found another way that doesn’t work. – After an unsuccessful around-the-world balloon flight

American engineer, businessman & adventurer

Nobody loves a winner who wins all the time.

To achieve great things, two things are needed; a plan, and not quite enough time.

(1918 – 1990) American composer, conductor, author & pianist

Success is getting what you want, and happiness is wanting what you get.

(1926 – 1983) American comedian & singer

When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed.

(1969 – ) American actress, film director & producer

There are five stages in the life of an actor: Who’s Mary Astor? … Get me Mary Astor… Get me a Mary Astor type… Get me a young Mary Astor… Who’s Mary Astor?

(1906 – 1987) American actress

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.

(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible… and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

(1909 – 2000) Danish-born comedian & pianist

In this world there are winners and losers – and, of course, ‘the others’, who comprise the majority.

(1967 – ) English comedian

An actor’s success has the life expectancy of a small boy about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

L.A. is so celebrity-conscious, there's a restaurant that only serves Jack Nicholson – and when he shows up, they tell him there'll be a ten-minute wait.

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that is the way to bet.

(1990 – 1946) newspaperman & writer

I performed for the U.S. troops in Guantanamo Bay, and signed autographs for people who’ve been gone from America for so long they didn’t realize that I’m not famous.

(1978 – ) American comedian & writer

Success can be insured only by devising a defense against failure of the contingency plan.

Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter.

Fame means absolutely nothing except a good table at a restaurant.

(1934 – ) English actress & occasional screenwriter

I have never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

Dirty blonde … I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Success can be insured only by devising a defense against failure of the contingency plan.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author