Subject: Success (Page 4)

At all those banquets, stars get up and give credit to their coaches and parents; I give credit to no one; I made myself what I am today.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now.

(1929 – ) American comedian & comic actor

The worst part of having success is to try finding someone who is happy for you.

(1945 – ) singer, actress & comedian

You can always tell luck from ability by its duration.

Success can be insured only by devising a defense against failure of the contingency plan.

There are two types of actors: those who say they want to be famous and those who are liars.

(1958 – ) American film & theater actor

Seven months ago I could give a single command and 541,000 people would immediately obey it; today I can’t get a plumber to come to my house.

(1934 – 2012) United States Army general

No one wants to hear about the labor pains, they just want to see the baby.

(1939 – ) American baseball player

If at first you don’t succeed, blame your parents.

writer

You have to give Pete credit for what he's accomplished; he never went to college and the only book he ever read was The Pete Rose Story.

Ex-wife of Pete Rose

The degree of failure is in direct proportion to the effort expended and to the need for success.

It’s amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.

(1884 – 1972) 33rd U.S. president

If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z; work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

Dirty blonde … I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle.

(1910 – 1999) American U.S. Air Force officer & flight surgeon

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

(1913 – 1989) American radio, television, film & voice actor

The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars."

(1925 – 2005) television host

Being a star has made it possible for me to get insulted in places where the average Negro could never hope to go and get insulted.

(1925 – 1990) American entertainer

At some time in the life cycle of virtually every organization, its ability to succeed in spite of itself runs out.

Success can be insured only by devising a defense against failure of the contingency plan.