Subject: Success (Page 4)

I don't want to get so famous to where the guy who shoots me becomes famous.

(1964 – ) American stand-up comedian

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for a star.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that is the way to bet.

(1990 – 1946) newspaperman & writer

Give me a couple of years, and I’ll make that actress an overnight success.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Dirty blonde … I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

You can always tell luck from ability by its duration.

I am a success today because I had a friend who believed in me and I didn’t have the heart to let him down.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president

Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

(1908 – 1999) English writer

In this world there are winners and losers – and, of course, ‘the others’, who comprise the majority.

(1967 – ) English comedian

Give me two years, and I'll make her an overnight star.

(1891 – 1958) American president of Columbia Pictures & producer

I've searched all the parks in all the cities and found no statues of committees.

(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible… and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

(1909 – 2000) Danish-born comedian & pianist

Old age is like everything else; to make a success of it, you've got to start young.

(1858 – 1919) 26th U.S. president

Being frustrated is disagreeable, but the real disasters in life begin when you get what you want.

A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.

(1914 – ) historian

Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to accommodate all these singing shows.

(1974 – ) American comedian