Subject: Success (Page 5)

Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor

Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Even the smallest dog can lift its leg on the tallest building.

(1943 – ) U.S. agriculture commissioner, columnist, activist & author

In this world there are winners and losers – and, of course, ‘the others’, who comprise the majority.

(1967 – ) English comedian

If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z; work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

Everyone wants to ride with you in the limo, but what you need is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

(1954 – ) American television host, actress, producer & philanthropist

My career must be slipping… this is the first time I’ve been available to pick up an award.

(1933 – ) English actor

You can have it all; you just can’t have it all at once.

(1954 – ) American television host, actress, producer & philanthropist

If the experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.

There are two types of actors: those who say they want to be famous and those who are liars.

(1958 – ) American film & theater actor

The success of any venture will be helped by prayer, even in the wrong denomination.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

(1901 – 1989) wife of Lester Bowles Pearson, Canadian prime minister

Give me two years, and I'll make her an overnight star.

(1891 – 1958) American president of Columbia Pictures & producer

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter

All my life affection has been showered on me, and every forward step I have made has been taken in spite of it.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not.

(1933 – 1998) comedian & actor

One day you are a signature, next day you’re an autograph.

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don’t seem to know what real pain is; I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

(1956 – ) American comedian

The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good.

(1895 – 1985) British author & classical scholar

I owe it all to little chocolate donuts.

(1949 – 1982) American comedian, actor & musician