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Subject:
Success
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You can always tell luck from ability by its duration.
Anonymous
Success
Ability
Luck
Old age is like everything else; to make a success of it, you've got to start young.
Theodore Roosevelt
(1858 – 1919) 26th U.S. president
Age
Old
Success
Young
Success for some people, depends on becoming well-known; for others, it depends on never being found out.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Success
Celebrity
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin
(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer
Success
Celebrity
First year, a .500 season – second year, a conference championship – third year, undefeated – fourth year, a national championship – and in the fifth year, we’ll be on probation, of course.
Paul 'Bear' Bryant
1913 – 1983) American college football coach
Football
Sports
Success
Outlining a five-year plan for success
From Poland to polo in one generation.
Arthur Caesar
(1953 – ) Romanian-born American screenwriter
Success
Of film executive Darryl Zanuck
Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Success
Snakes
My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil.
J. Paul Getty
(1892 – 1976) oil industrialist (once world’s richest man)
Money
Success
Wealth
Jack Benny's ability on the violin was legendary; everybody knew he had none.
George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Entertainment
Music
Success
Things
Ability
Celebrity
Violin
The degree of failure is in direct proportion to the effort expended and to the need for success.
Sodd's Other Law
Failure
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Success
The usual drawback to success is that it annoys one’s friends so.
P.G. Wodehouse
(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist
Success
The more ridiculous a belief system, the higher the probability of its success.
Bartz's Law of Hokey Horsepuckery
Beliefs
Murphy’s Laws
Success
These days a star is anyone who can hold a microphone; a super star is someone who has shaken hands with Lew Grade, and a super-super-star is someone who has refused to shake hands with Lew Grade.
Harry Secombe
(1921 – 2001) Welsh comedian & singer
Success
Celebrity
Lew Grade
Stars
Success is getting what you want, and happiness is wanting what you get.
‘Brother’ David Gardner
(1926 – 1983) American comedian & singer
Emotions
Happiness
Success
After a fellow gets famous it doesn’t take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.
Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Success
Fame
The only reason she made it to the top was because her clothes didn't.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Clothing
Success
Success is a public affair; failure is a private funeral.
Rosalind Russell
(1907 – 1976) American actress
Failure
Success
No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.
Michael Pritchard
comedian, counselor & speaker
Death
Science/Weather
Success
Wealth
Celebrity
About the only problem with success is that it does not teach you how to deal with failure.
Tommy Lasorda
Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager
Baseball
Sports
Success
To achieve great things, two things are needed; a plan, and not quite enough time.
Leonard Bernstein
(1918 – 1990) American composer, conductor, author & pianist
Success
If the experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.
Patricks's Theorem
Murphy’s Laws
Success
Equipment
Experiments
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