Subject: Success (Page 5)

You can always tell luck from ability by its duration.

Old age is like everything else; to make a success of it, you've got to start young.

(1858 – 1919) 26th U.S. president

Success for some people, depends on becoming well-known; for others, it depends on never being found out.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer

First year, a .500 season – second year, a conference championship – third year, undefeated – fourth year, a national championship – and in the fifth year, we’ll be on probation, of course.

1913 – 1983) American college football coach

From Poland to polo in one generation.

(1953 – ) Romanian-born American screenwriter

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil.

(1892 – 1976) oil industrialist (once world’s richest man)

Jack Benny's ability on the violin was legendary; everybody knew he had none.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

The degree of failure is in direct proportion to the effort expended and to the need for success.

The usual drawback to success is that it annoys one’s friends so.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

The more ridiculous a belief system, the higher the probability of its success.

These days a star is anyone who can hold a microphone; a super star is someone who has shaken hands with Lew Grade, and a super-super-star is someone who has refused to shake hands with Lew Grade.

(1921 – 2001) Welsh comedian & singer

Success is getting what you want, and happiness is wanting what you get.

(1926 – 1983) American comedian & singer

After a fellow gets famous it doesn’t take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

The only reason she made it to the top was because her clothes didn't.

Success is a public affair; failure is a private funeral.

(1907 – 1976) American actress

No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.

comedian, counselor & speaker

About the only problem with success is that it does not teach you how to deal with failure.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

To achieve great things, two things are needed; a plan, and not quite enough time.

(1918 – 1990) American composer, conductor, author & pianist

If the experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.