Subject: Time (Page 20)

What happens when the future has come and gone?

businessman
Future Time

Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

(1894 – 1963) English writer
Past Science/Weather Time

The only things that start on time are those that you're late for.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

The amount of time required to complete a government project is precisely equal to the length of time already spent on it.

Government Murphy’s Laws Time

Plan to be spontaneous… tomorrow.

Characteristics Time

Everything goes wrong all at once.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

Sex: The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

(1882 – 1942) American actor
Problems Sex Time

If you're gonna be late, then be late and not just 2 minutes – make it an hour and enjoy your breakfast.

(1961 – ) English comedian, actor, director, producer & writer
Time TV/Movie Quotes Work

In terms of timetables, as quickly as possible – whatever that means.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Time

A carelessly planned project takes three times longer to complete than expected; a carefully planned project takes only twice as long.

Murphy’s Laws Time

A very short one.

(1875 – 1997) French, 120 year old woman
Age Future Time

Money still talks these days… trouble is, you have to increase the volume alot!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Death Money Time

Give me a couple of years, and I’ll make that actress an overnight success.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Success Time

His impact on history would be no more than the whiff of scent on a lady's handkerchief.

(1863 – 1945) British politician & statesman
History Insults

History doesn't repeat itself – historians merely repeat each other.

History Murphy’s Laws Time

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce… instantly.

(1973 – ) American comedian
Time

Punctuality: The art of guessing correctly how late the other party is going to be.

Definitions Time

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

(1837 – 1920) American author
Insults People Relationships Time

Eternity is really long, especially near the end.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Time

My secret to staying young… having no sense of time.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Age Time Young

Flying from the U.S. to Tokyo takes approximately as long as law school.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Activities Places Time