Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 2)

Andy: How’s the turnout?

MacElroy: About fifty-fifty. Half are dumb and the other half are dumber.

(1900 – 1974) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I asked this Northern woman, “Where are ya’ll from?” And she said, “I’m from a place where we don’t end our sentences with prepositions.” So I said, “Okay, where are ya’ll from, bitch?”

(1951 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about conserving our natural racehorses?

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town? Most of them think monogamy is some kind of wood.

movie character in The Mask (Amy Yasbeck)
Men People Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

In a good shoe, I wear a size six, but a seven feels so good, I buy a size eight.

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Mopy Dick

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Julie Kavner)
TV/Movie Quotes

It’s only supposed to take off a little microscope at a time.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Sue Ann: Lou called me last night. I think he may have been drinking.

Mary: What makes you say that?

Murray: He called her, didn’t he?

(1931 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Beverly LaSalle: I'm a transvestite.

Edith Bunker: Could've fooled me; you ain't even got no accent.

(1923 – 2013) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

My mother used to say: the older you get, the better you get… unless you’re a banana.

1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
Age Old TV/Movie Quotes

You shoot off a guy’s head with his pants down, believe me, Texas is not the place you wanna get caught.

(1946 – ) American actress & activist
TV/Movie Quotes

That’s it! I can't take this anymore! … This is worse than Chinese Waiter Torture.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

You’re a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

Diane: You know, Sam. If I am to serve both as a waitress and the butt of jokes I think I should make more money.

Carla: Yeah, what does a good butt make in this town?

(1948 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Basically you're saying marriage is just a way of getting out of an embarrassing pause in conversation.

(1960 – ) English actor
Marriage TV/Movie Quotes

The littlest things can set women off – like, “Hey, the waitress is hot! I bet we could get her to come home with us.” Or, “How much does your mom weigh? I want to know what I’m getting into.”

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
People TV/Movie Quotes Women

Am I jumping the gun Baldrick, or are the words ‘I have a cunning plan’ marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?

(1955 – ) English actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I pay very heavy semi-annual premiums 4 times a year.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I crap bigger than you!

(1919 – 2006) American actor
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

They will never buy the cow if they can get the eggs for free.

(1971 – ) American actress
Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes