Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 70)

Chinese Food: You do not sew with a fork, and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles.

Muppet character (Frank Oz)
Eating Food/Drink Things TV/Movie Quotes

You know what, I’m tired! Could you just call yourself an idiot?

(1958 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

It’s a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Esther Clavin: The last thing I want to see is my son’s face on the 11 o’clock news.

Carla: There’s an entire city that agrees with you.

(1947 – ) American actor & entrepreneur
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes

Kids, kids, I'm not going to die; that only happens to bad people.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Death TV/Movie Quotes

Sam: Have you noticed that, uh… somebody in this bar is getting a little loony?

Frasier: Sam, everyone in this bar is on a connecting flight to beyond loony.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
Intelligence TV/Movie Quotes

Bernadette: It didn’t help that you couldn’t walk a straight line when the cop pulled you over.

Howard: I have performance anxiety. You of all people should know that.

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
TV/Movie Quotes

Dances with Wool.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Edward Lewis [after Vivian] answers his call]: I told you not to pick up the phone.
Vivian: Then stop calling me.

(1967 – ) American actress & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Blanche Genaro: Look at him, he’s such a beautiful boy! He’s got my eyes!
John Genaro: And he’s got my nose!
Monty: Yeah, and my sympathy.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

E before O except before E-I-E-I-O.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

In ancient Rome they killed Sid Caesar.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Coach: What can I do for you, Norm?

Norm: I am going to need something to kill time before my second beer. How about a first one?

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

The ability to witness two men stand toe to toe in the spirit of sportsmanship and pummel each other into insensibility is what separates us from the animals.

(1938 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I know, I know. We are your chosen people. But once in a while can’t you choose someone else?

(1935 – ) Israeli theatrical & film performer & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

Do we have to keep talking about religion? It’s Christmas!

(1981 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Without discipline the Army would just be a bunch of guys wearing the same color clothing.

(1939 – 2000) American actor
Military TV/Movie Quotes

Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.

(1961 – ) English comedian, actor, director, producer & writer
Problems Situations TV/Movie Quotes

Monica: Okay, everybody. Relax. This is not even a date. It’s just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.

Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.

(1969 – ) Canadian-American actor
Dating Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

Wednesday… play with your food!

(1951 – ) American actress & director
Children Family TV/Movie Quotes

Vampires are make-believe, just like elves, gremlins and Eskimos.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes